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In other news I told the guys who won’t let me pack silage with a blade or run corn planter I pruned their apple tree
#notevenalittlesorry
I’m doing my best…
But did I just possibly order too much stuff online to celebrate my cat’s 5th birthday tomorrow to regulate my own mental health?
Perhaps.
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I told a fella if these feeders didn’t get high enough 2 check your credentials every so often there would b a pit barn on every quarter in Iowa
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If you support the GOP, I don't want you in my life.
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Sigh. Sitting in a toilet where the toilet paper is clearly the opposite direction of that which God and nature intended really rubs me the wrong way. #NotEvenALittleSorry
If you ask me to take cash app while on the phone with me, I am hanging up and blocking you. #notevenalittlesorry
My wife made bacon for something she is making and I’ve eat at least half of it. #notevenalittlesorry
I apparently talk about Tig Notaro so much that my phone autosuggests “Notaro” whenever I type “not” #notevenalittlesorry #noregrets
Pic of the Day: First look at @JamesMarstersOf back as #Spike in brand new @BuffyTVS! And he's got his kit off again!
#JamesMarsters #BuffytheVampireSlayer #Buffy #BtVS #BuffyReboot #AprilFools #ThatWasCruelOfMe #NotEvenALittleSorry #AlsoConfusingIfYoureNotInMyTimezone #Oops
If your establishment doesn't have public restrooms "not even for little kids", I can assure you my son has peed in your parking lot. #notevenalittlesorry #momlife
@benjkacmarcik @funder I also voted for the guy with the drugie, email sending son. #notevenalittlesorry
In honor of #ThanksgivingDay
Ahem....
What kind of key can't open doors?
A Turkey
🤣🤣🤣
But wait... there's more...
What would you get if you crossed a Turkey and a ghost?
A poultry-geist.
🤣🤣🤣
GroanMorning #tweethearts
#notsorry
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@GFano2 @JillFano2 Jill. he’s now the third one to test positive. if i’m not mistaken, this means they cannot have the corrupt supreme court hearings. this is too many repugnants testing positive. #notevenalittlesorry
We must be in Bonita Springs ... expect A LOT more of these pictures!!
#NotEvenALittleSorry @ Royal Scoop Homemade Ice Cream https://t.co/Xolc8LmjIx
Had a day away from baby for the first time since she was born and didn’t feel one ounce of so-called “mom guilt.” I honestly don’t get it. #notevenalittlesorry
Listen, if you’re going to walk around Costco with your mask under your chin. I’m going to avoid you. When you wipe your runny nose on the back of your hand and start touching stuff? Yeah I’m getting the manager. #NotEvenALittleSorry
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