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I had to test the pots for safety. Turns out they weren't safe. From me. πΌπΌ
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About to watch the first episode of the ShΕgun remake with the estimable Hiroyuki Sanada in the lead. Which brings me nicely to retweeting this bad boy from back in the day.
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Interviewer: I see from your CV you speak Japanese, where did you learn?
Me:
Bonnie Tyler is going to narrate a short film made up of the former England goalkeeper's various blunders...
It's totally clips of Joe Hart
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It's totally wrong that I find @JonathanPieNews anger and vitriol incredibly sexy isn't it? #notevenslightlysorry
I've decided to close my dating agency for chickens.
I was struggling to make hens meet.
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I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit...
It was a lamb bikini.
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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly.
Communication is the key.
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Yes I have just cut half of Chrisβ face / head off a picture to make it my profile picture π€ #notevenslightlysorry π
tfw u accidentally make a 5yo a lesbian pride friendship bracelet #notevenslightlysorry
What most people see v what I see #notevenslightlysorry
It's happened.
I just saw a guy pushing his bike up a hill, scoffed, dropped to a higher gear and blasted up the road to show my clear superiority and power.
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@mediamolecule @tomptytom I'm annoyed at myself for not watching yesterday's stream live, because I wanted to point out in the chat that sheep mainly listen to 12 baa blues!
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βHasta la Vistaβ is one of the most underrated songs from the Camp Rock Franchise. #NotEvenSlightlySorry #Bop
Do I have a #Baywatch problem? Yes. I always have. Probably always will. So thanks for adding it, @PrimeVideo. Itβs been a little bit since I last watched. Youβve enabled these purchases. #NotEvenSlightlySorry π€·π»ββοΈ π ππΌββοΈππ»ββοΈπ€©π₯°
Me working on the gate at the #gridironqld play off's last w/end... I found a use for the entry stamps.. & my coach
#stampedhisface #HeMayRetireAfterThis #NotEvenSlightlySorry #IFunny
@kanasfaye Iβd much prefer them getting a dog to having a baby tbh #notevenslightlysorry
Did I just make myself a pot of tea, put it on a tray with a cup and saucer and a little jug of milk, amd bring up to my boudoir to drink whilst i peruse a home interiors magazine? Yes, yes I did. #notevenslightlysorry
Had a date tomorrow, but cancelled bc my brother texted & said my nieceβs dance recital is tomorrow. Priorities. πβ€οΈ #notevenslightlysorry
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