#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement - Twitter Hashtag

almost 2 years ago

"Every child should be allowed to live. Unless the mofo won't shut up about Pikachu." -- JD Vance. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement #wagnertonight

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kenny jacobs🌻 @kennyjacobs

about 2 years ago

13 years ago we learned a senior Republican and Senator from AZ, Jon Kyl, lied about Planned Parenthood and abortion healthcare but it doesn't matter. #NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement https://t.co/kqkfQWq60N

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scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl

over 3 years ago

@JaneotN The US life expectancy is 77.28 years. The CIA unalives public figures that exceed this number. David Crosby was wily, Dick Van Dyke is a trained assassin, but Betty White was the Queen. #notintendedtobeafactualstatement #SorryJane

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Bacon 4 President! 🥓 @Bacon4Pres

over 5 years ago

@NiseiLounge @AlarmistBrewing @dovetailbrewery @HaymarketBeer @MetroBrewing @OffcolorBrewing @SpitefulBrewing @eaterchicago @guysdrinkinbeer @RevBrewChicago @JeppsonsMalort "Strategic Synergies" is the name of the new Malort-based beverage from @NiseiLounge . Sources say both shaking AND stirring will be involved. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement #MalortTogether

Bacon4Pres's tweet photo. @NiseiLounge @AlarmistBrewing @dovetailbrewery @HaymarketBeer @MetroBrewing @OffcolorBrewing @SpitefulBrewing @eaterchicago @guysdrinkinbeer @RevBrewChicago @JeppsonsMalort "Strategic Synergies" is the name of the new Malort-based beverage from @NiseiLounge .
Sources say both shaking AND stirring will be involved.
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
#MalortTogether https://t.co/e4WrfdoT7a

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TheNotoriousMLP @thenotoriousmlp

over 5 years ago

@drstroder I only make my fried rice with two day old rice, undercooked chicken, undercooked egg, and home canned green beans. #notintendedtobeafactualstatement #MedTwitter

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Bacon 4 President! 🥓 @Bacon4Pres

over 5 years ago

... annnnd now we have COVID-20 #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

The Associated Press

@AP

over 5 years ago

BREAKING: Johnson & Johnson pauses its COVID-19 vaccine trial while the company investigates a participant’s “unexplained illness.” The company said such illnesses, accidents and similar adverse events are an expected part of large clinical studies. https://t.co/pSxwlk86lE

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Ian Adams @Scoop_68

over 6 years ago

Bonwick says he has 2,000-3,000 minutes of cellphone conversations in a month. I'm assuming about 1,000 of those minutes was spent listening to Houghton's voicemail greeting #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

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jupiterthunder @jptrthndr

almost 7 years ago

When asked about Epstein, Trump responds "I prefer guys that didn't get caught." #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement #maddow

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muad'glib @muadglib

over 7 years ago

@mcdillo @HHooversGhost @TheGoodGodAbove But a dog would wait until it was starving and feel bad about it, a cat would be on your corpse the second you drop. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

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Bacon 4 President! 🥓 @Bacon4Pres

over 7 years ago

@NiseiLounge @beerparkwrigley Isn't Malort the stuff they use in cryogenic chambers to keep brains from freezing? #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

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Dan the Man🤠🏎🚀⛵️ @texanhombre

over 7 years ago

@MrEwanMorrison Thus inspiring Orson Wells to do a radio play of ‘War of the Worlds’. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

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Denise Henwood @DeniseHenwood

over 7 years ago

@VitalVegas Wynn sold to Resorts World! *you heard it here first #notintendedtobeafactualstatement #WynnSpynn 😝

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Nunch @drnuncheon

almost 8 years ago

That’s Jon “90% of what Planned Parenthood does is abortions #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement” Kyl. Remember him? apparently we can’t get rid of *any* of these assholes