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#NotManyKnowThis - The King of Hearts is the only one of the Fab 4 who didn’t start his career as a porn star. Seriously. #RandomThoughts
@NosferatuVK @FakaktaSouth @bourbon_teddy @phyll_indablank #NotManyKnowThis but Dylan also wrote the lyrics to a song called “All I Have To Do Now Is Outlive Bob Dylan” and offered it to Jeff Lynne for recording. Lynne agreed and cut the record, but it was placed in a time capsule, to be released posthumously.
Last night’s salad prep, featuring no less than 2 Guest Vegetables.
👇🙃🍅 #RandomThoughts
#NotManyKnowThis - my 1st acting credit was “Guest Vegetable.” 🥦 🥕
Pithiness was not my character’s thing. #ArtImitatesLife #Gomslly
#NotManyKnowThis - early in the careers of Simon & Garfunkel, Art was the duo’s dominant personality.
In fact, Paul briefly copped Art’s hairstyle. #RandomThoughts
Paul had regrets, subsequently destroying all evidence it ever happened.
Except for this gem.👇🥴
#WorstTweetEver
#frightclub #BlackChristmas
#NotManyKnowThis - I went to school with Margot Kidder. She could never be serious about anything.🙃
#NotManyKnowThis - the first line of dialogue referenced in the prior tweet was written by me.
#RandomThoughts #Callback
The line, as written, was: “Meow.” #Gomslley #Gomslly
Fucking cat improvised. #HitchcockFilms #movies
Idea: we DON’T picture Grace Kelly on the poster.👇😐
#NotManyKnowThis but I’m a white guy who died in the Civil War along with my friends @NosferatuVK and @RestingRageFace Our valor defeating slavery earned nifty praise from legendary Georgian @bourbon_teddy so we would like our money to split now, please.
https://t.co/7uLrg8K2zW
Herschel Walker suggested “paying white people that died during the Civil War who freed [Black people] from slavery.”
#NotManyKnowThis - I’m newly hired as slogan writer for Herschel Walker’s runoff election. #RandomThoughts
Floated “I’ll shred the problems of everyday citizens like I shredded NFL defenses.”
This confused Herschel.
We settled on “I like applesauce.”
Compromise is an art.
#NotManyKnowThis - my loving, festering tribute to geometry dorkwads, “She Talks To Angles,” was totally fucking stolen & bastardized by The Black Crowes.
#RandomThoughts #Gomslley
Can’t trust fucking longhairs.
SMTH.
#StillInCourt #Gomslly #music
#RehashedJokes #Geometry
#NotManyKnowThis but in all recorded history, no owl has ever been successfully prosecuted for embezzlement. @NosferatuVK may point to the Great Horned Hootenanny of 1951, but few legal scholars share this opinion.
Most #music fans know Fleetwood Mac’s iterations - blues band, transitional poppy band, megamillion-selling beast we all know. #RandomThoughts
#NotManyKnowThis - there was a brief period of time me and John Stamos were in the band.
Fleetwood Mac ‘N’ Cheese lasted maybe 2 weeks.
@jacklhasa @bernaert1776 @iamoutofideas12 @JasonWillis42 @Bronsays @fenrir_71 @CLC1905 @InaraFireAshera @dsmdexter @pvdork @JackassWisperer @catmonkey22 @shootsfromhip @DonGone5 #NotManyKnowThis - my stage name is Les Excited.
Seriously.
@OberstWKlink @iamoutofideas12 @Callanite @Laxpup @WanderNWoodsman @Norm5679 @psucreamery #NotManyKnowThis - I was once arrested for having bits in my ice cream.
An expensive misunderstanding that was, lemme tell ya.
@iamoutofideas12 @Bronsays @JasonWillis42 @shootsfromhip @jacklhasa @dsmdexter @snowflakeJul @Crokerab @ladyred1956 @fenrir_71 @DonGone5 @pvdork @CLC1905 @MikePerryavatar @Callanite @srosenthal13 @JackassWisperer #NotManyKnowThis, but in summer, I wear a series of shorts.
For realz.
@NosferatuVK @bourbon_teddy @TorinMatthews_f @conormahood @TechnicolorMode @shootsfromhip #NotManyKnowThis but the largest city and seat of Won’t County is Jollyet? And the answer is, nope.
@Callanite @pvdork @CLC1905 @mally_da @snowflakeJul @JasonWillis42 @iamoutofideas12 @Bronsays @Nukie2557 #NotManyKnowThis - I was mauled by a cheetah due to calling it……well, CHEETAH.
I’m thinking I didn’t enunciate well. Short story long, I’m not a handsome man.
True story.
#NotManyKnowThis - I was once Marketing Director for Mariano’s grocery. #RandomThoughts
The gig imploded when I floated my idea for the store’s slogan:
“Mariano’s. Shop well. Eat well. Live well. Orwell.”
Too dystopian, they said.
You’re not wearing pants, they said.
SMTH.
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