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@fred_burton @tomcolgan14 @lubys Real Hoover G-Men never eat beets. We are meat and potatoes agents. Unless we are retired. Then we like soup and soft food that is easy to chew. #NotMeOfCourse #OldRetiredAgentsLikeYou
$ON had a Darvas Box breakout last week. Don't know much about this co but I do see it had a giant puke-out in June so doubtful there are many sellers still around
Breakout volume was ok but as some ladies might say "I wish it was bigger"😂#NotMeOfCourse

Montana Day #3: Met a woman from Great Falls in the hotel lobby. Friendly and helpful as all Montanans have been. Recommended the Rib and Chop House in Livingston or Chico Hot Springs near Gardiner for dinner. She advised to avoid the outsiders as they can be rude. #NotMeOfCourse
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A KELLY LEAK JOKE WARNING UNTIL MIDNIGHT EST: Individuals who haven’t seen the film in question, but think inserting a figure from another well-known film of the era would be funny have been observed replying to this tweet. #NotMeOfCourse

“Wins” what? Chlamydia? 😀
Thank you. G’night.

@jsnover @fred_burton @Jim_Casey_ You would be fine in the F.B.I. Most ASACs can’t find their guns until it comes time for quarterly firearms training. #NotMeOfCourse
@fred_burton @Anthony_Hip @jimeharrisjr @ArtAcevedo If ASACS are like motor cops, most end up like this. #NotMeOfCourse
This probably could be said about some dads, too...in some houses...or so I’ve heard. #notmeofcourse #isitstillmarch #needtogobacktowork

@KellyFinley Why did you lock your account? Too many mean people telling you lawyer jokes???
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When joining a video call while working from home, be sure to remember it’s video. They can see you. Wear appropriate clothes. #notmeofcourse #quickchange
Marriage life is indeed challenging ya 😂😂😂 #notmeofcourse
@WeBanjo3 Ahem, if one happened to say, know of someone, who um hmm, has an interest in humanoid female aquatic life, and that someone was perhaps, maybe, interested, in obtaining a copy of this artwork, how would one go about doing that?
#AskingForAFriend #notmeofcourse

Kids these days. One minute they’re all “haha! Daddy, you’re so funny” and then it’s just all “daddy, stop farting”, and “eww, that’s gross”. #GrowingUp #NotMeOfCourse
Young woman on the #londonoverground just used the word “underwear” in her cross-aisle conversation w/ her friend, and ALL the men looked up #notmeofcourse
@oldvictheatre @bertiecarvel Um... what's happening to the T-shirt? Because, you know, if there were to be a charity auction I think there might be plenty of takers! 💦😳💦 #NotMeOfCourse
@dougpruitt @MidtowneChurch When a non-morning person gets up early to #BackOnTrack, shaving cream is used as shampoo. #JustSaying #NotMeOfcourse #ReadThisAfterCheckInWithGod #NonMorningFolksUniteLater
@PriestOutWest @queenofthinair I just meant when are you going to demand a better class of friends. #NotMeOfCourse
@OsoCricket @ydscl In the company of club legends #allosoarentwe #properbowlersonhere #notmeofcourse

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