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It smells like throw up on campus today #notmethistime
Just watched someone get served a subpoena while I was walking my dog #NotMeThisTime
Oh shit paramedics on a plane! Something happened but we have no clue what.😶🌫️
Medical situation-
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@mariahchildress @sf49ergirl85 WE ALWAYS MAKE TERRIBLE HORRIBLE DECISIONS ON TUESDAYS…🤣🤣🤣🤣 #NotMeThisTime #ButYallAreBadInfluences #AlsoBlameCanada #EvenThoughItsNotHerFault #ThisTime
The room is redolent with the sound of snoring after snow fun. #notmethistime
@St_MartinsFC @StReserves @wtshrewisaway @BBCShropSport the great and the good - radio shropshire tonight, approx time 6:10pm listen to new manager and club treasurer as they give the low down on the clubs current plight and future aspirations 124yrs and counting!
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The group of middle aged guys drinking around the world at EPCOT on a random Tues in February? #winning #notmethistime
@Raven_Fyre_ @Urbanfux @ShimizuTakagami @elliesfireflys @TLOUstrategist @Lastofusims4 @MadMatt_41 Yo! I LITERALLY posted a Gif of a Kitten!!
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When you’re on the train home and suddenly suspect someone very close has dropped their guts 💨🤢 seriously train carriages can be classed as medium risk confined spaces....feckin high risk this chuff #notmethistime ! Maybe a topic for @TheGrumpyGolfa to rant at 😂😂👸
Props to the guy restrainedly rocking out to the new Rammstein album on his way down Chemong just now. #notmethistime
@LHVanhorn @RocksForLEOs NO offense, but glad it is someone else feeling old. I get that on a daily basis anymore.
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Someone is legit passed out in the Burger King drive thru line 🤣 #notmethistime
There’s always that one guy on the greyhound that eats his weight in Pringle’s he got from the rest stop #notmethistime
Getting stuck with Hunter Henry in a bestball auction draft due to an auto-nominate is like getting stuck with the Black Maria in hearts. #NotMeThisTime
Ahhh. Nothing beats the smell of piss in the train carriage first thing in the morning....
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