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🗣️Yeah somedays, I just don't bring my A game but I wanna talk ball anyway. #bloopers #notmynight #fumble
Skirt stained
Heels broke
Face smudged
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Seismic Poker Night... and the only thing seismic was my downfall.
235 / 459 — just another quiet exit.
Maybe luck wasn't at the table tonight.
#SeismicPokerNight #PokerFail #NotMyNight
first the astros lose, and then i find out the kenny g trending is about a football player.
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PSA: Please for the love of God, if your hole is loose that I can easily fist you lmk, I enjoy opening up a whole w my dick so being able to get in effortlessly with how thick I am, I get immediately turned off. Let me enjoy opening you up at least 😑
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Ever order a burger from @whataburger and not gotten the meat? Also forgot my darn apple pie. #notmynight
Artist 🎨 tip Walk away before you ruin it! ugh struggling to paint tonight #notmynight #ArtistOnTwitter #painting #art #mistake @NewWestArtists @100BraidSt @ArtsCouncilNW
What is the likelihood of both your car batteries dying on the same night? Tonight I would say it’s about 100%. #stuckathome #notmynight
#golf played league last night, gave up 5 strokes in 9 holes.. understand that’s the way it is.. guy has posted 2 scores all year, shoots 5 stokes better than his handicap and a NET 32!!! How do you beat that?!! Had 2 putts 360 out, and 2 stop 1/4” short on downhill. #notmynight
People who ONLY like the first episode of the Vampair series be like re the other clips.
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I’m already out of the late Pk4! #NotMyNight
Got the W last night, but I had a 🤬 game. This is why I 💚 this team… after going 1 for 8, this is how my dogs got my back ⤵️ #lovethisteam #chse #Cranston #RhodeIsland #GoGreen #bolts #love #basketball #road #win #team #notmynight #Cheer
Totally screwed up my mashed potatoes tonight and had to make a quick run to the grocery store to grab a package of instant ones. Was trying to be quick and totally wiped out, fell on my bum, grocery bag burst open, items all over the parking lot. #NotMyNight
The way my bets are going I could bet the octagon would have 8 sides at the beginning of a fight and somehow the fence would all fall down #UFC250 #notmynight
If only there was a person in this house who speaks French.
😂
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Went to fridge to look for dill.
Could only find something called aneth.
30 minutes later, realize "aneth" is French for dill...
#stayhome
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