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@ThereWBBourbon What are you talking about? We all agree Willy “The Chosen One” Adames is the greatest baseball player of all time according to the eye test #notsarcasm #GOAT #generational #forevergiant
I love to travel! I love being stuck in CLT waiting for my flight at 10pm! @AmericanAir you are the best! #notsarcasm
if you ever get upset at something i post i strongly encourage you to come harass me on my strawpage #notsarcasm #imsoserious
heh... i lost a follower again.. i guess i really DO deserve it all.. heh :) why.. why is the world so cruel? #notsarcasm #nonsarcastic
Well this is good news for Friday. So much winning! #NotSarcasm
Desire to move to US drops to new low: Survey
https://t.co/OoU23xVnow
Isn’t that a tough argument to convincingly make in some parts of Alberta? Making it socially unacceptable is being more widely adopted. Stigatization, belittling, and dismissiveness seems like a much easier approach.
#NotSarcasm
@Citizen004 @jkenney @nspector4 The argument for confederation is the country can work better than it has for the past ten years.
As somebody who spent six years entrenched in this world, this absolutely makes total sense to me, and doesn’t sound insane in the slightest. #NOTsarcasm #noreally #NOT
The best endorsement of the Hulk Hogan character in history
#NishikidoSensei was really the first person who taught me how to communicate effectively with other humans in a work setting #notsarcasm 💁♀️
Lets assume you are a senator and ask Governor SBP or Chairman SECP to appoint your old school buddy as a peoon. If they refuse, here is how you can get back at them:
1- Question their pay and perqs
2- Leak the news to touts
#NotSarcasm
The SBP governor Jameel Ahmad is receiving a minimum Rs4 million in monthly salary, extended perks and round-the-clock security and services of four servants, showed the two-year-old details the government submitted to a Senate panel on Wednesday. https://t.co/PsqSi0xZ9f
This is encouraging 🙏🏽 #notsarcasm
@cricrohit Need to start a petition to hire you as a consultant for Mumbai Indians
Salary only 1 million dollars for 3 months of work
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Thirlwall Inquiry Recommendation #2
Post-mortem reports to include a disclaimer:
"In-hospital death, most likely due to prematurity, but could have been a killer nurse, please check your nursing rotas for patterns".
#sarcasm #notsarcasm
https://t.co/a6wMF3Ala4 https://t.co/ciYqxYur8J
Thirlwall Inquiry Recommendation #1
Creation of a Gestures of Suspected Malevolence Committee
From this point forward, all acts of compassion—be they condolence cards, hugs, or even polite nods—must be recorded and submitted to the "Gestures of Suspected Malevolence Committee" for a comprehensive six-to-eight-week analysis.
Tfw the first time in almost a decade, someone gets you something for Valentine's Day, and that someone is your boss at work.
#BestBossEver #NotSarcasm
Thank you to the ND hockey announcer on Peacock for calling us "Ohio" multiple times tonight #NotSarcasm #SuckItBobcats
"Just Dance"
It's a song I wrote about dancing! ^.^
No tricks up my sleeves. Nope. Not one. Completely 100% legit song about dancing #notsarcasm
@MichelleMaxwell yes it's obviously what God wants us to do. We can't let savages destroy our culture with their "only one space" insanity. #notsarcasm
আচ্ছা, ওদের ওপেন-এয়ার ডেফিকেশানের কি কোন ধর্মীয় অ্যাঙ্গেল আছে? আদারয়াইজ একটা নির্দিষ্ট ধর্মের লোকের মধ্যে এটা এত ব্যপক কীভাবে হতে পারে?
এটা কোন রেটরিকাল প্রশ্ন না। সত্যিই জানার জন্য জিজ্ঞেস করছি।
#HonestQuestion #NotSarcasm
eh totoo naman fave lang si kim chiu ni dyogi kaya siya nandiyan teh like kung paano siya naging mainstay sa it's showtime. HAHAHAHA #NotSarcasm para ramdam mo.
Ano ba asian award niya hindi voting like SDA? Sagot HAHAHAHA #HelloLoveAgain
@KandyKittyXXX @em_indica @_PetePlays_ You're reading me. And engaging, which boosts the post. You do understand how this works, right? #NotSarcasm
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