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was gonna use the restroom and saw a roach and i got out of their immediately #imacoward #theseroachesscareme #nottodaythankyou
Smile for the camera…
@A_AMilne We all have our
leave me bee 🐝
days
Our good days
our hay days
#nottodaythankyou
Our glad to be
at homeo days 🏡🌟💖
Every day I get to be the Founder and Chief Executive Officer of @ThisIsSurvivors and as part of my role, every single day I engage in discussion that moves the issue forward just a teeny bit. Everyday as a survivor I see how male survivors can be minimised. #NotTodayThankyou
Don’t want to look at the camera I am not a performing monkey 😾
#cats #catsoftwitter #Hedgewatch #uncooperativecat #nottodaythankyou #MondayMood #Mondaythoughts
Allan is listening to the rain falling on the roof #nottodaythankyou
Sometimes I despair at the human race 🙄 and believe you me I can spot bullshitters a mile away ! 👊🏻💩👀 #hadenoughpractice #nottodaythankyou
When the one you think will win has got the hump. 😆
Watch out for the fourth home when he gets a handicap mark. 🧐 #nottodaythankyou
🎅 #HappyChristmas
No. No. No. No. @FoosaKing is not happy about that!
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Got up, went for a pee then went straight back to the big bed... it's now nearly 10am. I hope the hoomans understand that I've set my stall out for the day 😉👍🏻 #nottodaythankyou
They have a point tbh! 🤣
#NotTodayThankyou
Mousecow isn't interested in any door-to-door sales or chats about your saviour, kthxbai.
#NotTodayThankYou
#EverybodyLovesMousecow
The moment that guy trying to marshal you realises there’s just no point... 🤦🏻♂️ #nottodaythankyou 😂
Have you got what it takes to land in a Degraded Visual Environment? Even Salisbury Plain can be testing at times. That’s why we train often and hard to ensure @1st_Aviation maintains a battle-winning capability. #TrainHardFightEasy @HeliOpsMagazine @Joint_Heli @ArmyAirCorps
Sat working by a glass door and the amount of bees 🐝 that are flying smack bang in to it, clearly thinking they are getting in is unreal.. #bees #nottodaythankyou
Personally, I'd have been floating these: "Welcome to Devon -
#NowDoOne
#GetTheFuckBack
#NotTodayThankyou
#SeriouslyGetTheFUCKBack
#TurnThatCarAroundNOWJimothy
It's cold and windy outside 🌬️🌬️ Dad rattled my collar and said "Walkies!" and I ran upstairs and jumped on the big bed. Hope he gets the hint 🤣 #nottodaythankyou
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