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It's unfortunate, but all your favorite prospects are trash. Jeremiyah Love is indistinguishable from Tevin Coleman. Couldn't carry the load in college. He'll be handling 14 touches a game & splitting work with a real workhorse like Cam Skattebo or Chris Rodriguez. You can't name any of the other running backs, that's how worthless the rest are. The second best guy is Love's teammate and they just put him out there because Jerry was so socially awkward & locked in that they were afraid he would get hurt. Nobody has ever been more locked in than the pigeon-footed love child of Kirk Cousins & Big Bird. Mendoza might be an okay game manager if you’re willing to overlook the fact that every dropback that he can’t throw immediately results in a sack. Sean Payton had it right, if you want to spend big on an RPO merchant, at least make sure he can run further than 10 yards. When the most popular comparison for a top quarterback is the worst player from the 2022 class, the whole draft is cooked. At least Brock Purdy doesn’t piss down his leg as soon as the games start to matter. If Brock can’t see 40% of the passes he throws, neither can Ty Simpson. Spending anything more than the last pick of the draft on that is a waste. It’s almost as wasteful as playing receiver next to Jeremiah Smith. Every Carnell Tate reception came from defenses overcommitting to the only player that matters. You could hear Julian Sayin’s reluctant sigh when he was forced to throw it Tate’s way. Can’t imagine thinking Tate will be any better than Cornelius Johnson after watching Marvin Harrison Jr get exposed as another OSU fraud. Makai Lemon is a good prospect if you’re into angry troll dolls stomping around a field. Small & slow might not sound enticing to the average fan, but we must also take into account the fact that he interviews like a snake. A slithery little sneaky snake, a slippery hypnotist snake. If zesty was a stat, he’d be WR1. (It’s not a stat) Jordyn Tyson will not survive an 18 game slate. He might be running them routes against future SAAS account execs, but he’s the one with soft/wear issues. There’s no stability or strength in what’s left of his soft tissues. His ankles and hips are made of pudding. He will collapse after the first week of training camp and take the Brandon Aiyuk vanishing path into the Sun. Denzel Boston has the feet of a tap dancer and the hips of a giraffe. Skipping the 40 only proves that he doesn’t have the speed to win downfield on anybody but Pac-10 defenders. Spending a first round pick on Gabe Davis because you think he’ll catch the football is about as good of an investment as $30M a year for Alec Pierce. Every other receiver you like has frying pans for hands. KC Concepcion has no perception for ball trajectory. Chris Brazzell is incapable of any sort of physicality whatsoever. Ted Hurst will alligator arm anything over the middle. Both tight ends are workout frauds. Kenyon Sadiq has outrun as many people as Pat Ricard. He’s a glorified fullback whose entire college route tree was bubble screens and hitches. He’s completely clueless and more likely to bounce the ball off his hands to a beach volleyball partner than score a touchdown. Eli Stowers doesn’t need a 45inch vert, he needs 45inch hands because he keeps dropping it anytime someone sneezes in his direction. The whole point of being a tight end is tough guy over the middle, Stowers might have to make the 4th position switch of his career because he’s not good at any of them.