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@DavidSandow1 @Antfarm81 Due to my weathered face and luscious grey locks of hair I’m routinely asked about events that occurred well before I was born by people 5-10yrs younger than me. #NotEven30
The amount of Grey hairs in my beard that I’ve accumulated since opening my business is astounding #Noteven30
Way ahead of you, my dude. #NotEven30
By time you’re 40 you should have home Ibuprofen, car Ibuprofen, and work Ibuprofen.
This evening I sewed ribbons onto a sun hat and ordered popper fastenings to mend my favourite cardi 👵🏻 #NotEven30
Younger than everybody on this list #noteven30
I just leave this here. #noteven30
(and before someone complains: google collects all searches relevant to one person under 1 name, so it doesn't matter they use Becky's real name here)
Played basketball today at the gym.
Kid: oh you hoop hoop.. what grade are you in?
Me: 🥴 I graduated college in 2016.
Kid: oh ok cool
*pauses & thinks on what I said*
Kid: wait, how old are you??
Me: Im 27
Kid: damn, you old af!
Lmaooo I should’ve beat him up 😭😂 #noteven30
If I start telling people how old I am when I complain about not feeling young anymore, I'll probably lose a fair few followers. #NotEven30
Tu sais que tu vieillis quand ta satisfaction du dimanche soir c’est : ménage fait, courses de la semaine ok, repassage à jour 👌🏻 #noteven30
Never have I felt so personally attacked by a meme in my life #noteven30
Honestly, I still get surprised when I’m leading meetings with directors and executives. I think to myself, “how did I get to this position where my opinion matters and I get to weigh in on million dollar initiatives?” Damn, I’m so proud of myself #noteven30 #toottoot #proud
I finally went out to eat alone. I’ve said fuck it to getting a warm breakfast with 4 cups of coffee. Here I sit reading the news on my phone #noteven30
Cora said she thought I was 47. Her dad is only 34. So there’s that.. #noteven30
If you’ve seen me in the last couple days or will see me in the next couple days, just know that I am not apologizing for looking a hot mess.
I have shingles. #NotEven30
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