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Ron's Review of the Year (1)
Well, what a year it's been, my Nottingham chums.
We've had plenty of fun with topics such as:
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#WhiffyNotts
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@MrmantleRoss @ronmanagernottm Thou shalt pronounce all words with 'ou' as 'aah'
Saahnd as a Paahnd meduck
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Dear @ronmanagernottm please take it upon yourself to forgive me as I may have sinned ๐ค my son and fellow #nffc ST holder is currently studying at Uni at other end of A52 and my wife is from Merseyside and supports that other โfamousโ team in Red #confused #NottsConfessions
A good question.
The Book of Cob is clear on this: "HP Brown for everything; only the unclean Baalites shall reach for the ketchup." (Book of Cob 7:10)
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@ronmanagernottm Forgive me Father Ron I really must confess. I have an absolute hatred of #GooseFair and everything that attaches itself to it. #NottsConfessions
Would you say this of St. Peter's Square and the Trevi Fountain in Rome?
Three Holy Pollards and five circumambulations of the Council House.
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I went to watch Stags at Wembley in the Leyland Sherpa Van Daff trophy thingy final. It was my first trip to Wembley.
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Then your daughter is an apostate. We could arrange a kidnapping to bring her back into the fold, if you like?
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@ronmanagernottm I am a Forest fan but my daughter has played for Derby County Ladies ๐
Beware the Ram of Pride, my child. "The Devil doth take on many forms" (Viv 3:16)
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@ronmanagernottm Forgive me Father Ron, I am a Forest supporter, but when my niece @issy_moran00 got talent-spotted for Derby County U15s this season my heart nearly burst with pride.
The next time you look out to sea, my child, remember that the love of the Church of Nottingham is as deep as the ocean. We (including Primark) will always be here, waiting for your return.
Three Holy Brians and one Robin Hood Riding Through the Glen.
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@ronmanagernottm Though I have the vestiges of one myself, I think the Nottingham (Nottnum) accent is a rather dismal and slovenly drawl. Worse than Brummie. The tendency to call people "youth" (alrate youth) redeems it in part. But not entirely.
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The ways of the Church of Nottingham are mysterious, my child. A taste for Shipstone's Communal Wine is only achieved by moral struggle and purification of your base nature.
Roll, I can't help you with.
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Iโve stuck with a wife from Lancashire, who takes the piss out of the extra Notts vowel - as in โgewin dahn the rooad to Boootsโ! #NottsConfessions @ronmanagernottm
Even if you did try to be Professor Higgins to his Eliza Doolittle, his unholiness would eventually be uncovered. Best for him to remain a heathen - after all, there's only a few Elected that can sit at Brian's side.
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Forgive me, Father Ron, for I have sinned.
I married a man from Essex and after the best part of 20 years still can't get him to drop that 'r' in bath, path, laugh etc.
Mind, I did make him live in and love Nottingham so absolution, surely?
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Forgive me, Father Ron, for I have sinned.
I married a man from Essex and after the best part of 20 years still can't get him to drop that 'r' in bath, path, laugh etc.
Mind, I did make him live in and love Nottingham so absolution, surely?
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"He that has never known Nottingham can not enter the Gates of the Lord" (Brian 6:3)
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@ronmanagernottm Since 1981 I have lived in Stapleford, Beeston, Hucknall, Sutton and Carlton.
But... I was born in Ilkeston...
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We understand that children can be beguiled by the new and shiny. There is only one true faith, my son.
A pub crawl of the Holy Trinity of The Trip, The Sal and The Holy Bell is your punishment.
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@ronmanagernottm Forgive me father, I once had a pint in the Joseph Else...
At the last synod, there was disagreement as to whether this is a Venial or Mortal Sin. To cover all bases, go for three Holy Crowthers, a mushy pea cob and seven circumambulations of the Council House.
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@ronmanagernottm I once called a cob a roll.
We do, of course, encourage inter-faith understanding, but this was a step too far, my son.
Three Hail McClures and a mushy pea cob. And don't do it again!
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@ronmanagernottm Forgive me father Ron. My best man was from Sandiacre! I simply failed in my duty to check the AA 3:1 map book to see where it was before asking him. Mapping idleness is surely the route to hell.
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