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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those who do not.
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If you see someone doing a crossword, say to them "7 Up is lemonade".
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A roman centurion walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “five beers please”.
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I was in a pub the other night, and some bloke offered me eight legs of venison for £200. I said “£200? That’s too dear”….
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I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said “Hello?”, so I said “Sorry, wrong number” and hung up.
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Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie…
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I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing “Danger Zone” seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
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A friend played for a team called the Musketeers. They started the season with three wins and a draw, all 4-1 and one 4-all.
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I went to buy six cans of sprite the other day and realised I’d picked 7Up.
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The great thing about my obsession with toast is that I still get three square meals a day.
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The local pie shop almost never closes. It’s 22/7.
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Saw a radioactive cat. It’s got eighteen half-lives.
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My pet snake is 3.14 metres long. He’s a πthon.
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I was in a pub the other night, and some bloke offered me eight legs of venison for £200. I said “£200? That’s too dear”….
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Math can be quite tough
Numbers dance in my notebook
I'm lost in the sum
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A friend played for a team called the Musketeers. They started the season with three wins and a draw, all 4-1 and one 4-all.
https://t.co/73PSA4oxlD #Number #NumberJokes #Joke #Humour
I went to buy six cans of sprite the other day and realised I’d picked 7Up.
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An accountant friend of mine has borrowed six books now and not given any of them back. I think he’s a professional bookkeeper.
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The local pie shop almost never closes. It’s 22/7.
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