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@MikeyDiMercurio Uh, you #occifer. I meant that Tom Clancy liked your books as well. That's why he had the publisher dump on you: jealousy.
@MikeyDiMercurio @nucmmcmss75451 @Supersonic_Red Riders are never dinq. This one is an #occifer issue anyway. Hiring dead people slows down the work. I'll have it done before it's due, Mom. I work better under pressure.
@markrlaidlaw @MikeyDiMercurio @Supersonic_Red @xeviuss @marklaidlaw The audio books are always better with him. I correct all of his mistakes and rewrite the twisted prose so it's readable. He has that #occifer problem of thinking he's right, and I'm a blue shirt who fixes #occifer crap so it works.
@shadowracer26 @MikeyDiMercurio I'd make some snarky comment about #occifers, but I've already hit my limit today. I was never an #occifer because the Navy exercised good judgement when they got my package. I was a much better enlisted puke than a khaki.
@MikeyDiMercurio I love my Cuban neighbors. Finally, someone who loathes commies more than me. Get your sorry #occifer butt down here and we'll have some Cuban steaks.
@John02687182 @MikeyDiMercurio Well, he is an #occifer, and a graduate of Canoe University, so his skill set is somewhat below that of most former enlisted. But, always glad for a #TOS reference!
Listen, if tugs escorted the Dali out, the ship would not be doing 8 knots. It was going that fast without tugs to keep flow over the rudder to be able to steer and fight off the effects of wind. With tugs, Dali would probably be going dead slow, 3 knots.
There's zero reason to have some big-ass clownshow container ship sailing under its own power in a restricted port anywhere near a bridge.
@MikeyDiMercurio You forget, I get the sales figures daily. But I forgive you, you're still adorable for an #occifer.
Well, time for the Pope's Exorcist to head for Vermont. Clearly you are possessed of a legion of demons. Or, perhaps it's just that you graduated from Canoe U and were an #occifer
Hey Narrator @joecourtemanche - wait till you have to pronounce the name of President Mwanaisha Puleng-Oluwaseyi.
Better get your daughter on the phone to walk you through starting the generator. Or, conversely, any former enlisted person (rate is unimportant) who is willing to deal with a morose #occifer with half-a-bottle of Old Dragon Fart Bourbon, and a crusty teddy bear (don't ask, don't tell) snuggled to his neatly shaved chest.
Torrential rain and hurricane wind.
Me (in the comfy chair): Gee, I hope we donโt lose power.
(Power goes out)
Me: Fuck.
Ladies and gentlemen itโs National Coffee Day. Letโs all celebrate! #Whataburger #Coffee #Caffinated #Occifer โ๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐จ #BreakingNews ๐จ๐ก๐ก The #Occifer who shot 17 year old #AntwonRose 3 times in the back , killing him excecution style is not only out on #bond ... But he had THIS to say ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐กโฆ https://t.co/nJKsqBtO7h
I swear to drunk I'm not God #occifer
When someone tries to talk shit about Canada and you prove them wrong #Occifer
rbb_jonathan "Officer... I swear ! Its stock !"
#H2o #TakeMeBack #OceanCity #Occifer #Caaaaaaamberโฆ http://t.co/VU0b2LXYSb
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