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Old ass Mexican uber driver just dropped an absolute black bean gas bomb out of his ass, 25 minutes left in the ride #OffToABadStart #PowerMove #MexicanOven #WhyItLowkeySmellzGood
Woke up with a tummy ache on the first day of 2025
#OffToABadStart
It doesn’t matter how late for work you’re running, don’t rush your mascara.
You’ll arrive at the office late *and* looking like the mugshot version of yourself.
#OfficeDay #OffToABadStart
Share? I can’t hear you (selectib hear-n kicks in) #mondaymood #offtoabadstart #sharingiscaring NOT!
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#grandmalucys #cookies #dontstealmycookies #dogtreats #selfishdog #dogcookies #dogbiscuits #throughadogseyes
#caligurl #doglife #dogslife #pekingese
Though I have a LOT to say about how this shot was shot, I’ll keep quiet as insulting medical protocol is a HABIT for this show & no improvement has been seen in 780+ episodes!
#ClashOfEgos
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#GhumHaiKisikeyPyaarMeiin @StarPlus @dirrishi @rajeshramsingh
Ugh, Valhalla is a destination, not a physical being. #OffToABadStart
I'm no longer Sarah Logan
I am beloved by the moon
And the gods have spoken my true name
I am Valhalla.
When your cousins girlfriend Messages you off his phone telling me to back the fuck up and who do I think I am bitch I’m a fucking cousin you back uppp 😅😅😅#offtoabadstart
👉when you go to the office on a Holiday weekend
👉to get just a couple of things done
👉and the software is down... 🙄
#OfftoaBadStart #July4th #TaxTwitter
The legislation for HCRA was approved in 2017. And this is the best they can do...3 years & millions of dollars later?
This does not bode well for #consumerprotection. But the building industry will probably love it.
@RakocevicT .@StephenBlais
#OffToABadStart #mgmt101
#onpoli
Love living so close to @PenrhosPark that when someone doesnt do to well teeing off the second all i can hear is “oh fuck off” 😂 #longdayahead #offtoabadstart #golf #doublebogey #newballplease
Ein diwrnod cyntaf ni adre a dyw e ddim yn ddechre addawol sori @YsgolHamadryad 🙈 🤣
Gobeithio bo pawb o #teuluHama yn cadw'n iach ac yn ddiogel
#offtoabadstart
Current status of the Idaho Public Television streaming of the State of the State.
#idpol
#IDleg
#OffToABadStart
When you have 2 cups of #coffee on your desk. One cold half-drunk from yesterday and one hot cup, freshly made.
Yep... that's exactly what I did 🤢
#writerslife #Wednesday #offtoabadstart #amwriting
My biggest pet peeve.. A guy asked me to meet today, I’m only doing it as a favor to a friend. He just texted me saying he’s running 20 min late.
Bro..... I don’t even want to sit down for your pitch to start with! #OffToABadStart #Networking
Not starting my Friday out on the best foot. I guess at least I have coffee right?? #exhausted #offtoabadstart #coffeeaddict #coffeefixeseverything
Mommy and daddy need a new coffee maker! #OfftoaBadStart
So with the technology today we couldn’t actually get the blue genie? #OffToABadStart
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