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๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ I went to the infamous, hard-left Oxford Union to defend our great countryโs flag and those who fly it with pride. ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
@Uzzell01 @MattFrampton @CityView1904 I thought he was spinning/peleton/running a marathon*
*delete as appropriate
#OhMate
Today on Twitter. Woman tweets about childbirth. Man just canโt help himself. #ohmate ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
This is how I feel after most social interactions, tbqfhwy. #OhMate
Yeah I would kill myself after this
My Chemical Romance fans sleeping outside the Hydro to be down the front tomorrow #ohmate
JUST HEARD ON WEAKEST LINK โ๏ธ
โIn maths, what H is the longest side of a right angle triangle?โ
โHexagonโ
๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ #ohmate
Least weโve got a new answer to โwhen will I need this?โ, so you donโt look a total fruit on telly!
@HannahAlOthman I think someone here certainly didn't watch a full 90 minutes. Definitely not 120 minutes and penalties. #ohmate
@LeeHurstComic Erm, well, by being pre-industrial and most people never travelling far from home, by quarantining travellers for up to 40 days (quaranta is Italian for 40, quess where 'quarantine' comes from), and by breeding fast enough to make up for give or take half of Europe dying. #ohmate
The @DocRods โoh mateโ scale is how I (scientifically) determine how bad my MS has been on any given day.
Today I have had a score of 3 โOh Matesโ
1 smashed glass
1 chipped plate
1 preparing a meal only to wander off & forget about it & order a roast from the pub.
#OhMate
@betangel @BenStarSports Sounds good on paper, but thereโs nothing quite as soothing for the soul as a good hard luck story. @SenseiChanning @Jamesracing1 were experts in the field and @ernestoprotesto a long suffering/good listener! #badbeat #ohmate
This really was Conservative MP Nigel Evans's official #Christmas card in 2016. The next year it was one of him with Theresa May. #ohmate #trump #TrumpIsLosing
Plus was convinced I could โdress this down โ #ohmate
LOCKDOWN UPDATE: first mensโ Captain to break ranks and attempt a head shave suffers battery failure midway through. #LockdownLife #ohmate
Fag break over, sheโs back ! ๐ฑ๐ฌ the rain has dropped but the wind has now picked up once again itโs not looking too good in Cherry Tree Lane #OhMate ! #StormCiara
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