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Instructing Bikeability today with year 6 pupils.
Me - Q - Can anyone describe what a routine is?
A - Yes, when I get up in the morning I have a coffee and then go to the gym.
11 year old….made me smile 😀
#bikeability #oldbeforehistime
My 2 year old currently watching the queen return to London #oldbeforehistime
👗Trying on new dress delivered today & 4 year old appears to have turned into the modesty police👮♀️
4yo “are you wearing tights or trousers with that?”
Me “erm no, just the dress”
4yo “I don’t think you should keep it then…look at all your leg showing” #WTF #OldBeforeHisTime
I think this boy is destined to be a football commentator….we’ve had non stop football knowledge/waffle for this first 15 minutes 😂
#oldbeforehistime #toogrownup
Well!! It's happened I have turned into my father. First cut of the season done, going to have to do it every week now!!! #oldbeforehistime
My #barbarawindsor mug has arrived which sent me down a Google rabbit hole which revealed that #sidjames was only 62 when he died in 1976. How can this be when he looked like he was in his seventies for all his career!? #babs #oldbeforehistime #notsuchadirtyoldman
👀 Joe: “I want to see a video of Alan doing a few lunges & burpees.”
🍺 Alan: “I do burp now and again, that’s why I gave up beer...”
@TheBodyCoach has challenged Brazil to take part in his PE session at 9am today 🤣
RT if you’d love to see Brazil try it! 🙏
Isolating with a First News newspaper at the bottom of the garden. #OldBeforeHisTime
@FirstNews_Teach
Forced me off the table so he can set up and play clock patience.. Which is ironic seen as I've already lost all of mine haha! Anyone else's 4 year old sit and play clock patience? 😂🤣🙈 #OldBeforeHisTime #ClockPatience #Patience
Ageism is dead and 60 is the new 40...unless you're negotiating a new electricity tarrif. Hubs has just been told, as he's 62 that he#s now classed as a vulnerable user and he needs to provide a trusted alternative contact just in case. That would be me then. #oldbeforehistime
Wrapping the youngest’s birthday presents. Where the hell did these hobbies come from??? #oldbeforehistime
Robinson’s Rule - Don’t get your knickers in a knot #OldBeforeHisTime
A kid comes in as I’m talking to a customer He gets Candy Floss and other kids things as he goes to pay he clears his pockets to get his £20 bringing out a open 20 cigarettes I asked his age 12 and his parents know he smokes they don’t mind....#oldbeforehistime #sad
@speckkers @littlesimo10 It’s Simo colleen, he’s never watched any tv or listened to any music from after the year 2000 or so #oldbeforehistime
Asked LJ to pick any magazine from WH Smith as a treat and this is what he chose 🙈🤣 #growinguptooquickly #oldbeforehistime @MatLee85
Adams new afternoon routine involves a cup of TEA and malted milk...#oldbeforehistime
Does anyone else’s 9 year old love @FoodWarehouse?? Ollie is obsessed and tells me daily you can get 6 tins of beans for £2!! 😂#oldbeforehistime! #greatdealsthough #heisright!! We ❤️it! 🍗🍤🥐 xx
The husband made a special shopping list request for bloater paste, known in our house as 'cat food' (because it stinks) but @jsainsburys doesn't sell it (phew!) and now I've found this; seems he should be wearing zippy slippers and a hat #oldbeforehistime https://t.co/fBzrSe6DHE
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