Top Tweets for #OldManGeiser
#OldManGeiser is prepared for this Turkey Trot
Bringing back a fan favorite in #OldManGeiser...the man said “bye Felicia” at dinner tonight and I have no way to find out where he learned that saying
Fucking Dad responding as a 'Maybe' for @bricebricebaby1's and my engagement party is prime #OldManGeiser
#OldManGeiser just texted me that he got home and cracked a cold one...where was that attitude a few weeks ago when he was visiting me??
#OldManGeiser with the Aaron Rodgers' advice of R-E-L-A-X
I've never seen #OldManGeiser get so damn hype off of a single play in football before, jumped right out of his recliner
#OldManGeiser is the #1 supplier of #good #offline content and I wish you all could witness him in his natural habitat
Of course #OldManGeiser had to get one more round of leaf pickup in before the college games started today
#OldManGeiser brought up his free Bloomin' Onion from Veterans Day again. Damn it must've been a good one for him to still be thinking of it
At this point I shouldn't be surprised by #OldManGeiser's actions, but I'm glad he didn't say his favorite part was mowing the yard...again
It's going to take more than this to knock #OldManGeiser down...mostly because he's a cyborg now with an unstoppable heart
#OldManGeiser and I have determined the last truly successful PSU football season was 2005
Got #OldManGeiser texting me about chores needing completion by the time they're home. He didn't even know I was coming home until yesterday
Ahh shit, I just had my beer not on a coaster for 2 minutes and #OldManGeiser will definitely notice when he gets home tomorrow
The free shirt I got from the U.S. Open is a total dad shirt so #OldManGeiser is in for a treat when I get home
"Hey Sgt. Geiser, are you aware there's a moose running loose in the barracks?!?"
#OldManGeiser talking about his days in Alaska ahahahaha
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