Top Tweets for #OnceYouHitACertainAge
#OnceYouHitACertainAge the arthritis reminds you of your youth.
#OnceYouHitACertainAge, even talking to some people gives you heartburn.
#OnceYouHitACertainAge you should stop apologizing for who you are and what matters to you, and fight with all you have to earn and keep whatever that is
#OnceYouHitACertainAge you realize life is way too short to worry about if your socks match or if there's dust under the couch. Look, if someone comes to visit me and they're crawling under my couch, that's their problem.
YOU CANNOT TRUST A FART
#OnceYouHitACertainAge
#OnceYouHitACertainAge you start not giving a f**k
#OnceYouHitACertainAge stability and peace become more important than wild and crazy.
#OnceYouHitACertainAge you truly stop giving a fuck.
#OnceYouHitACertainAge you develop back aches from sleeping wrong.
#OnceYouHitACertainAge the barber trims your eyebrows and nose hair without asking you.
#OnceYouHitACertainAge do you ever lose something and then realize that itβs on your person?
Yeah, sure, OK, but do you forget you found it and keep looking?
Now, thatβs old ageβ¦
#OnceYouHitACertainAge the Check Engine Light comes on for your kneesπ
#OnceYouHitACertainAge you can be charged with elder abuse.
#OnceYouHitACertainAge (gif) is a daily phrase!
#OnceYouHitACertainAge, you just stop caring. For me, that was 25.
#OnceYouHitACertainAge you're expected to stop wearing diapers.
Later in life, #OnceYouHitACertainAge you can start wearing them again.
#OnceYouHitaCertainAge it takes 10 times as long to lose weight.
You appreciate that life is a gift. You realize growing old is a priceless blessing not given to everyone. You value people with great communication skills & understand loving some people from a distance is not beefing, it's having emotional intelligence π #OnceYouHitACertainAge
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