Top Tweets for #OnlyInBritain
Someone comes to your door offering free tea… and the bloke answering immediately asks to see her tits. 😂☕️
Absolutely zero hesitation. Man understood the assignment. 😂
#RingDoorbell #RingFootage #Funny #CaughtOnCamera #Tea #BritishHumour #Comedy #WTF #OnlyInBritain
@BROKENBRITAIN0 Only in the UK! Tough as nails, this guy. Gets hit by a double-decker, pops up like it’s nothing, and heads to the pub for a pint... absolute legend. 🇬🇧🍺 That's some serious British grit right there! #Patriot #OnlyInBritain
This made me chuckle while driving today…
‘I identify as a Bobby Dazzler.’
Hard to argue with.
#OnlyInBritain #BritishHumour
A T-Rex has been caught on camera fly-tipping bin bags in Southend… and honestly, it sums up Britain right now.
Locals couldn’t believe what they were seeing — even “Barney” was out causing chaos.
Only in the UK.
#Southend #FlyTipping #UKNews #LocalNews #OnlyInBritain #BinDay #CouncilChaos #TReX #BizarreNews #BruceUnfiltered
BREAKING: Trump's surprise visit to Downing Street involved a 3-hour impromptu karaoke session with Starmer. Apparently, "YMCA" is now the UK's new national anthem. #Trump #Starmer #DowningStreet #KaraokeGate #MAGA #OnlyInBritain
Walking Henry.
Because man’s best friend now comes with a plug and a Union Jack lunchbox. 🇬🇧🧹
#HenryOnTour #OnlyInBritain #LeashUpgrade #DogWhoSucks #UKMadness #PublicHoovering #EmotionalSupportVacuum
There’s tipsy. There’s drunk.
And then there’s trying to tap the card reader with a £10 note. 🫣💳
Give this man a knighthood. He’s single-handedly keeping Britain funny.
#MondayMadness #BritishHumour #DrunkLogic #UKNightsOut #MrFinchLevel #OnlyInBritain #RelatableAF #LateNightScroll
I can't believe that 3 days ago I was in T-shirt & shorts and woke up today to snow! 😮 #onlyinBritain
@elonmusk The local pigeons are in shock, and the knitting club plans a protest. DARE Say No To WOKE #OnlyInBritain #SlowAndSteadyGetsYouArrested"
Happy Saturday. The big day has arrived … #WorldNakedGardeningDay! Had to be #Coronation themed .. sharing for a little bit of fun and giggles 🌻💙🇬🇧
#wngd2023 #WNGD #bodypositivity
@SkyNews There is no end to the #RoyalWank the media exposes us to at the moment.
And we will have to go through all this nonsense again in 10-20 years when Tampon Charles pop the clogs.
Can only happen in countries full of lemmings….
Enjoy… 😂😂
#OnlyInBritain
@SkyNews It’s truly amazing. The government now take taxpayers money, and funnel it money DIRECTLY into already record-large PROFITS for all the privatised energy companies -
AND NOT A SINGLE NEWS STATION IS TROUBLED BY IT 😂😂😂😂
#OnlyInBritain
#StupidOrWhat
So if we can't 'stop the boats' we're gonna 'put them on barges'?
#OnlyInBritain
Top #LocalGov picture in the Wells Journal as the cathedral marks Somerset’s change from two-tier to unitary local administration #OnlyinBritain
@gavinesler Had Clevery himself known what he said, he’d (presumably ?) have understood what it meant - and therefore consequently never said it.
#ToryStorySpinners
#OnlyInBritain
@Haggis_UK @mrjamesob Yeah all well and good, but cleaning up the act of the water companies would decimate the profits…
Profits that at the moment let Thames Water pay their CEO a staggering £2m a year, WHILST her company pollutes rivers and waterways…
#OnlyInBritain
@TalkTV Some of us hope that the ICO will take action against a journo knowingly leaking messages from a U.K. COBRA member, and lock her up for treason against the state.
But as this leak happened in liberal Britain, it’s more likely to earn said lady a dame hood.
#OnlyInBritain
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