Top Tweets for #OnlyNancy
That awkward moment when you write a scene for your book and then it happens for real. π±
#MyLife #OnlyNancy
That awkward moment when you realize your hot tea is in an insulated mug and did not cool down. π€¦π»ββοΈ
#MyLife #OnlyNancy
Me: Buys the multi-pack of oatmeal for variety.
Also me: Annoyed there are only flavors I don't like left in the multi-pack. π€¦π»ββοΈ
#MyLife #OnlyNancy
I tried to make one of those "Look what I got" videos. Then I talked myself out of posting it because the quality sucks (vertical cell phone). Then I deleted it because I can't stand the sound of my own voice & no one else should be subjected to that. π€·π»ββοΈ#OnlyNancy
Why is it when the kids have a project it takes up the entire table?
This is my oldest putting together his GF's new computer at my house. (He hasn't lived here in 5 years. )π€¦π»ββοΈ
#parenting #OnlyNancy
Potions class pop quiz. What potion does this stuff make.
(I have no idea. My niece and nephew made it but won't say what if does.)
#parenting #Potions #OnlyNancy
That awkward moment when you're playing a game on social media and realize that even though you've read 1000s of books, you still haven't read one that starts with every letter of the alphabet. π€#WritingCommunity #amreading #OnlyNancy
That awkward moment when the phlebotomist can't find a vein so they have to draw from your hand. π
#MyLife #OnlyNancy
I was just going to vacuum. Then I got started and now I'm reorganizing the kitchen.
#MyLife #OnlyNancy
Boob squishing day.
Mammogram Tech: Do you have the medical records app?
Me: Yes.
Her: You'll be able to see the images on the app.
Me: My husband will be thrilled. ππ€ͺ
#MyLife #OnlyNancy
That awkward moment when your reading a tweet about torture and Twitter decides to refresh so now you don't know if the tweet was a joke or not. π€¦π»ββοΈπ
#OnlyNancy #MyLife
My nieces and nephew got sidewalk chalk for Easter. Now my driveway looks like a mass murder took place. π€¦π»ββοΈ #MyLife #OnlyNancy
Me having a crappy day: I can't do anything right. π₯
Husband: You didn't put your underwear on inside out today.
So how is your day going?
#MyLife #OnlyNancy
My mother called to tell me I was born on my due date. Apparently, this is important information to know when you turn 48. π€·π»ββοΈ
#OnlyNancy
5 more weeks then it's all thesis all the time.
I'm not panicking...π§ Really...π₯Ί
#StudentProblems #OnlyNancy
That awkward moment when HR insists you take the Word/Excel 2010 test before being allowed to interview for an internal position when the whole company uses Office 2019. π€¦π»ββοΈ
#OnlyNancy #RecruitingFail
Watching a promotional video for a workshop without the sound. The guy is drawing a diagram and spelled Audience wrong. π€¦π»ββοΈ
No one in the comments noticed! #OnlyNancy
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