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I asked my patient today, do you prefer lens 3 or 4? And he replied โ3 and a halfโ ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ #optomproblems
02/02/2020
Palindrome dates make signing prescriptions confusing
#optomproblems #yearoftheoptometrist
So just had a guy come in at work saying he knows that Iโm an Optometrist but would I mind just having a quick look in his ear as it doesnโt feel right.... errr no mate, Iโm an OPTOMETRIST not an Audiologist ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ #OptomProblems
So the other day I did a sight test and asked my patient to look at the โturtlesโ instead of the โcirclesโ and Iโve repressed it from my memory until now #optomproblems
When you ask the pharmacist for "ocular lubricants" on behalf of your housemate with dry eye and she points you both towards the KYJelly and Durex! ๐ #OptomProblems
Nothing worse than coming back to work after 2wks to a trial case of mucky smudgy lenses ๐ท #optomproblems
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These snapchat filters keep getting better #optomproblems
When you're watching a TV programme and can't stop noticing someone's glasses don't fit, Levinson on #UniversityChallenge #OptomProblems
Me: let's go back to the letters shall we... can you tell me what that one is?
Patient: Baa-aa
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Only been working FT in optometry for just over a year and already in need of an osteopath... #owch #optomproblems #justpartofthejob
My friend's having to trial frame at a different practice today, so I thought I'd check up on her #optomproblems
When you make a patient cry #optomproblems
Had an elderly gentleman patient today, who when I asked him to take off his glasses proceeded to sing the Full Monty theme..#optomproblems
Green nosepads ๐๐๐ #optomproblems
*tries to make small talk with a 4 yr old*
Me: so what would you like to be when you're older?
Patient: a sheep
#optomproblems
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