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In other news, because we donโt discuss parenting our parents enough, Iโm gonna start doing #ParentChronicles. Mine are basically like my middle school kids. ๐๐
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I have been nursing the baby while the teenager has been away for camp the whole weekโฆcanโt wait to hear all the stories ๐
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Just dropped my 8 YO off for her first sleepover, and then I bawled like a baby.
#GoesTooFast #ParentChronicles
They got me at a school movie night y'all. #Parentchronicles

Waking up to a screaming child at 4 am. Had her 1st nose bleed and it was BAD. Called the doctor bc it looked like she lost that much blood ๐ณ #parentchronicles
You don't know pain until you step on an errant #Lego barefoot. ๐ช๐ซ
#SomeoneComeCheckOnMe #ParentChronicles #parenting #adventuresoftheJawandoGirls #BoyMom
When you have a high-energy 7yo at home gorilla glue is you best freind.
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Bronny James at home like, Man, my dad on his way home. #LeBronJames #ParentChronicles #GottaLoveTheKids๐
My dad is new to texting. He's been practicing lately. Today, he sent my mom a text (he's in the recliner, she's on the couch). His text was "Do you love me?" #oldschoolfirting #parentchronicles
My kid and I have the exact same thing on our plates. Weโre eating and talking. Half way thru she says โmama all done.โ
Me: you sure?
Her: nooooo more
Also her: Mama, ah ah (and points to my plate)
She continues to eat my food ๐ฉ๐คฃ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ this kid, I tell you!!!! #parentChronicles
Halloween is crazier than Xmas. Gotta make banner for 1 year class parade... bought treats for class but they just added more kids. volunteer for fall festival.. let him trick or treat (donโt eat candy but still) yโall experience parents should have warned me #parentchronicles
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College coaches in your HS gym DOES NOT mean they are looking at or recruiting your kid. Some of them are simply there to create or maintain a relationship or friendship with the HS coach.
Ask your HS coach & see if he responds or stumbles.
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Any parent want to find a babysitter for a night, not to go out, but so you could sleep in just for one morning? Or is it just me? #ParentChronicles
A parent who realized that his son is entering a trap!!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#SurvivalCamp #ParentChronicles

๐ฅฐ #AllKidsAreAssholes & have No filter (period) & as parents we sometimes have to roast the a$$hole right up out of them #ParentChronicles
I try to let my child grow up, but I just can't sleep until he gets in the house. #parentchronicles
If u knew what was goin on in our life youโd understand but we failed as parents last night:
4yr old: Itโs 9:30p can I have candy?
Mom: I donโt care.
Me: ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
7y/o: Really? Kids cant eat candy this late.
Us: We are tired.
7y/o: Well can I have candy too?
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Looks like @athielen19 & @MRS_T_19 will Be asked to come to this restaurant quite often. Hopefully the menu changes a bit. #ParentChronicles
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