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The #PatStats from last night are as follows -
5 pints at The Green Dragon
3 pints watching Greendale fc vs Pencaster
1 postman thrown out for being drunk
4 pints back at the Green Dragon
3 whisky chasers
1 unhappy wife
1 cock drawn in the frost on the post office window
The #PatStats from last night are as follows -
1 bottle of wine helping Rev' Timms clean the church organ
3 pints watching Greenadale F.C.
4 Pints at The Green Dragon
4 baby Guinness
3 whisky chasers
50 pounds lost on the Fruit Machine
7 missed calls from the wife
The #PatStats from last night are as follows -
2 glasses of whisky with Goggins on her birthday
5 pints at the football club
3 pints at the Green Dragon
3 baby-Guiness chasers
4 pints of Ted's homemade beer 'Greendale Artois 1664 export'
50 pounds lost at poker
1 missing shoe
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The #PatStats from last night are as follows-
3 pints after work with Ted
4 pints at the cricket club
2 whisky chasers
1 can of beer on the bus
4 bottles of beer and a vindaloo at Ghandi's Revenge restaurant
1 toilet roll put in the fridge ready for the morning
#PissedUpPat
The #PatStats from last night are as follows -
3 pints at the cricket club
1 bottle of communion wine with Rev' Timms
2 beers waiting for Ted to find his 'lucky pants'
7 pints at The Green Dragon
4 baby Guiness
40 quid lost to Ted playing cards
9 missed calls from the wife
The #PatStats from last night are as follows
2 lunchtime pints
3 pints at the cricket club
6 pints at the pub Karaoke night
1 rendition of Mr Brightside with Ted Glen
150 pounds lost at poker in Ted's shed
3 pints of Ted's home-made brew 'Greendale Artois 1664'
#PissedUpPat
The #PatStats from last night are as follows -
42 Not out scored for Greendale C.C.
5 pints at the cricket club
4 pints at The Green Dragon
5 pints at The Pencaster strip-club
9 missed calls from the wife
1 unexplained bruise
1 piss through Mrs Goggins letter-box
#PissedUpPat
The #PatStats from last night are as follows -
4 pints at The Cricket Club
4 cans with Ted watching the football
6 pints at The Green Dragon
3 skittle-bombs
2 baby-Guiness
40 quid lost on the bandit
1 bicycle stolen to get home
6 missed calls from the wife
1 missing cat
The #PatStats from last night are as follows -
3 pints at the football club
1 bottle of wine with Rev' Timms while raiding the church collection plate for beer money
7 pints at the Green Dragon
6 skittle-bomb chasers
200 pounds lost at poker
9 missed calls from the wife
The #PatStats from.last night are as follows-
3 pints watching Greendale F.C.
4 pints at The Green Dragon
40 pounds lost on the bandit
4 pints at 'The Boobie Bungalow' topless bar
1 lamb bhuna at 'Ghandis Revenge' restraunt
6 cans in Ted's shed playing poker
#PissedUpPat
#PatStats are back in a big way!
.@UNCFootball's nine sacks in tonight's season-opening win over South Carolina marked its second most since the NCAA began officially tracking sacks as a statistic in 2000.
The Tar Heels recorded 10 sacks in a 35-14 victory against Wake Forest on Sept. 9, 2000.
The #PatStats from last night are as follows -
4 pints at the football club
6 pints at the Green Dragon
4 Skittle bombs
3 baby Guiness
5 bottles of beer playing poker at Ted's
100 pounds lost
1 cat covered in sick
1 missing shoe
5 missed calls from the wife
#PissedUpPat
The #PatStats from last night are as follows -
5 pints at The cricket club
2 cans with Alf in his shed
4 pints at The Green Dragon
3 pints, a madras and a plate of chips from Ghandi's Revenge restaurant
3 whisky chasers
1 roll of toilet paper used
1 unhappy wife
#PissedUpPat
The #PatStats from last night are as follows -
5 pints at the new Greendale Wetherspoons
4 pints at The Green Dragon
3 whisky chasers
2 Skittle bombs
2 baby Guiness
2 pints of Ted's homemade Cider 'Scrumpy Ted'
1 piss through Granny Drydens Letter-box
#PissedUpPat
The #PatStats from last night are as follows -
4 lunchtime pints at The Green Dragon
3 pints at the cricket club
3 pints at 'The Boobie Bungalow' strip club
8 bottles of beer in Ted's shed
50 pounds lost at poker
1 set of missing van keys
1 bag of chips
#PissedUpPat
The #PatStats from last night are as follows -
3 pints at the football club
5 pints at the cricket club
5 pints at The Green Dragon
4 whisky chasers
2 tequila slammer
1 piss in Miss Hubbards garden
1 takeaway curry from 'Ghandis Revenge'
1 hangover
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