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Rebecca (2020)
Movie review
50% as meek as the new Mrs. de Winter
20% as sour as Mrs. Danvers
30% as wet as Rebecca, herself
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Hubie Halloween
Movie Review
10% tongue-in-cheek as humor
90% tongue in cheek as physical acting style
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The Devil All the Time
Movie review
1% reaffirms your faith in both God and religion
80% just kiddin’... it really is all devils all the time
15% top notch acting
4% “Some people were born just so they could be buried”
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(First review in 7 months!)
Until now, all of my PercentReviews have been based on movies seen in the theater.
However, since it looks like it’ll be awhile before I get back out there, I’ve decided to start reviewing movies released direct to streaming.
Ones I find interesting, anyway.
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Dolittle
Movie Review
50% cynical
40% misguided
0% discussion of the legal and sociological ramifications of actually being able to communicate with animals
10% If he’s speaking ape to apes and ostrich to ostriches, how are the apes talking to the ostriches?
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Uncut Gems
Movie Review
75% anxiety
15% Sandler’s performance
10% preposterous
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Meet Me in St. Louis
Retro Movie Review
50% clang clang clang
50% ding ding ding
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Knives Out
Movie Review
20% Rashomon
30% puzzlebox
30% celebration of kindness
20% hilarious
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Dark Waters
Movie Review
50% horrifying
30% infuriating
5% histrionic
15% and you fuckers want LESS regulation?!
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(Sorry for the gap; I’ve been sick and missed 15 days of movies!😱)
Charlie’s Angels (2019)
Movie Review
15% Bosley erasure
20% Girl Scouts sizzle reel (in case you miss the theme of female empowerment)
45% generic
20% give Kristen Stewart a real comedy
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Midway
Movie Review
30% spectacular battle sequences
35% hackneyed melodrama
15% tense
10% miscast
5% historically inaccurate
5% embarrassing (Doolittle is outraged that the Japanese are targeting civilians the day after he bombed civilian schools in Tokyo)
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Doctor Sleep
Movie Review
30% Stanley Kubrick
40% Stephen King
25% its own smudgy inbetween thing
5% nobody can do Shelley Duvall but Shelley Duvall
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Terminator: Dark Fate
Movie Review
25% attempts to be politically relevant
15% Latino Henry Gibson (I can’t help the way my mind works)
20% Mackenzie Davis is solid
15% redemption story
20% over the top
5% They ignore recoil AS THEY MENTION RECOIL
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Jojo Rabbit
Movie Review
20% hilarious
65% terribly sad
10% soul-destroying
5% second movie of the year featuring anachronistic wartime dancing to Bowie
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Dolemite Is My Name
Movie Review
70% pure joy
20% conventional
6% “It’s a cinemagic reality!”
4% I choked up no less than 4 times
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The Addams Family (2019)
Movie Review
59% plot: Edward Scissorhands
12% climax: We Have Always Lived in the Castle
10% animation not as bad as it first looks
4% style
15% you wanted to exterminate us from the earth ten minutes ago, but sure let’s be friends
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Jexi
Movie Review
60% trite and cobbled together
10% Wanda Sykes
15% “we’re going to have so much fun together, you fucking nerd”
5% I love Peña, but the more popular he gets, the worse he gets
9% I laughed
1% is that the kink dot com building?
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Retro Movie Review
99% classic hilarity
1% smells of elderberries
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Joker
Movie Review
60% uncomfortable
20% Joaquin is terrifying
10% the score by Hildur Guðnadóttir is terrific
5% he has a condition
3% treatise on comedy
1% do they only sell one kind of clown mask in Gotham?
1% features the music of a convicted pedophile
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