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Overheard at the pool from Peter to Grandma:
Grandma, come watch me drown!!!!
#petertweets #somedayhelllearn
I just don’t know who to pick so many girls flying at me. Mid show tweet from your bachelor Peter. Who will get the 🌹 tonight stay tuned. #PeterPicksAllTheGirls #PeterTweets #BachelorNation #HiHannah
Pete found the assembly instructions for the Barbie Dream House and has informed me that if I don’t produce the teeny tiny pieces that I’ve hidden that belong in the kitchen, all the Barbies will starve to death. 😂🤦🏻♀️ #petertweets
Peter just told me that the Christmas song that was playing was “killing his life.” #scrooge #petertweets
Pete just asked Alexa if she knows Jesus. She looked Him up on Wikipedia real quick. #petertweets
“I’m from Phoenix-town. What village do you live in?” - Peter to a kid a Kinder Sneak Peak he had just met 😂 #petertweets
Me: Pete, did you know that God knew you before you were born? He saw you and thought he’d make something super cool.
P: He did it! I am so super cool.
#andhumbletoo #petertweets
“Emmy, you’re not a terrible mother. Sometimes you are. And sometimes you’re not. Opposites.” - Peter #petertweets (win some, lose a lot, right @EmsAndAbbs 🙄😂)
Pete is getting really emotional about how his cousin is helping him clean the playroom. I see a lot of group-project-induced-rage in his scholastic future. #petertweets
“Dear Jesus, Please take me to heaven...tomorrow. And let me watch Batman tonight.” - Peter #priorities 🤔 #petertweets
Me: Pete, will you pray for our food?
P: Dear Jesus, please take Leanor’s sins away. PLEASE! And thanks for this food.
#graceforyouandyouandyou #petertweets
Someday my son will not ask me to come check out his ginormous poop that he just pooped. Gotta enjoy this stuff while it lasts. 🙄🙄🙄 #petertweets #whyisthissointeresting
Peter begged me to make it lightening for him on the way home. I told him only God could do that. He immediately started praying. God came through. #petertweets
Sometimes I think Peter runs into things more than he doesn’t run into things. #petertweets
*Seeing Jame after 2 weeks
P: It’s my daddy. He’s my number 2 guy.
Me: Oh really? Who’s your number 1?
P: Me. I’m number 1.
#petertweets #hessogoodathumility
I love that my son just loves people. He’s spent the last half an hour talking to Domingo, who takes care of our plants. Poor guy doesn’t know any of Peter’s friends, but he sure got an earful about them. 😂 #petertweets
Peter told me today that he wished boys could ride around in kangaroo pouches. I said that would be fun. He then said that he’d kapow out of there, because he’s definitely too big. #petertweets
We just explained to Peter that his ankle is not in fact near his stomach. He is shook.🤯 #petertweets
P: I think I’m going to marry someone
Me: Who?
P: I think Leanor.
Me: You can’t marry Leanor.
P: WHYYY? She’s my life.
#petertweets #siblinglove #itsgettingweirdoverhere
I showed Peter a part of our wedding video tonight. We got to the part where I walk down the aisle & I asked him if he liked my dress.
His words: No. It’s boring.
#thanksbud #rude #petertweets
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