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I have sad news. My doorbell and I have broken up. There are too many differences between us. I’m going to be single for a while. She’s going to be single for a — wait… who is this Hooman known as Pete Davidson?
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Next up: Whale Bone Alley, Siberia! Haha, how glorious it feels to stand victorious over the remains of my great nemesis, the whale. Good work, Hoomans, in destroying these nefarious beings.
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Next stop: Black Friday! I'm a telepathic six foot octopus from the future. I don't want anything. I don't need anything -- oooooh, look at this device broadcasting glorious imagery of Hoomans doing Hooman things! I must have it!
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Great news, Hoomans! Our Overlord is coming to try your species’ finest cuisine. Something called Mack Don-Ulds. If he likes it, he’ll pass on the secrets of Octo-Fusion. If he doesn’t…well, let’s not think about that.
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Ploob World Tour Continues! I went to Cape Canaveral and… did you Hoomans really go to space in those things??? Where are your octo-mounted shieldings? Where are your sub-sharktonic engines? You Hoomans are fools! Brave fools.
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Next up: Mount Rushmore! Am I to understand that the highest form of Hooman flattery is carving your faces into mountains? Message received! Every Hooman who has done me right is going on a mountain. Starting with Dwayne, the Shwarma Guy on 6th Ave.
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Next up: StoneHenge, and I have to say of all the henges that I’ve ever seen this — my friends — is the stoniest. Seriously. I’ve never seen a… it’s such a… okay, I’ll be honest, I don’t get it. What is it?
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Next up: the North Pole. Sorry, Hoomans. It's fugly. Y’all really dropped the ball there. I tried to replace it with something better. Some large bearded Hooman and some little tiny ones tried to stop me. So I got rid of them too. You’re welcome!
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Ploob’s World Tour continues! First up: The State of Liberty! Hoomans, your giant woman has stolen my heart. She is strong. She holds a torch without tiring. I am feeling things I have never felt before. I wonder if my doorbell will understand.
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I went to Area 51 to see some old friends, and you wouldn’t believe the welcome I got! Some “greeters” showered me with metal specs (human tradition?), then they put me on with their President who “sir-end-ared.” Whatever that means!
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I crashed Burning Man, and guys… I discovered my inner-child - Lil’ Plooby! Thought he was long gone! Then he asked me for money. Come to think of it, it might’ve been someone else. I was wicky-ticky wasted.
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Ploob world tour can’t stop won’t stop! I swam down to the Lost City of Atlantis. Yup, it’s real. Turns out, total scam. Huge tourist trap! They’re like “Check out the biggest little city under the sea.” Lol, I’ve seen bigger. Good jerky though.
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I checked out the Grand Canyon and before you can say it, you’re welcome. That place was dangerous so I filled it with water, built some slides, now it’s a place everyone can enjoy! I’m thinking of calling it… Water World? Would that catch on?
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I went to Mexico City to see what the fuss was about. A guy named Ruiz asked if I wanted to eat the worm. I don’t know what happened next but apparently all my organs are on something called "the black market" -- which I'm told is such an honor!
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Ploob’s World Tour continues! I went to Australia and do you have any idea what’s going on there? None of the animals are right! Platypi? Echidnas? I’m a six-foot telepathic Octopus but that’s cray!
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I went to New Orleans during something called “Mar Dee Graw.” Beads seem to be very valuable, dictated entirely by the size of Hooman boobs. This is DeFi like we’ve never seen before. I will report after some more investigation into the matter.
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