Top Tweets for #PlugItUp
@AndyOstroy No one questions your effeminate fussy fury #AndyOstroy.
What many do question is why, when you need reach no further than your powder room's cabinet, you fail to fill one of your chubby fists with these, swallow, and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp.
@AlexPolmer Perhaps you should fill one of your chubby fists with these, swallow and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp.
rt - I feel so demoralized as a liberal right now.
Here are the clues for tomorrow’s episode:
- “Uncut Gems for moms”
- “a genreless movie”
- ARFID
- a very serous Conan O’Brien
Any guesses? 🕳️
#horror #plugitup #monstrousmotherhood
@BrianKarem I wholeheartedly agree #femme #BrianKarem. You should cower as is your nature from the #WHCA dinner. Lest you become so overwrought, again with hysteric #ImpotentRage, you have to drop a chubby fistful of these and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp.
@brad_polumbo "The Doctor's orders are quite clear 'Mister🙄' #BradPolumbo. During your far too many 'times' like these you're to fill one of your chubby fists full, swallow, and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp."
~ the Pharmacist
@jeffisrael25 We get from your fussy fury that you're pussy hurt "Jeff"...
However, hope springs eternal in that little OTC bottle you keep in your bathroom cab for these 'times'. Wherein you can just drop one of your chubby fistfuls of these, and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp.
@juliettekayyem Your fussy fury seems to have you overwrought, again #JulietteKayyem.
Thankfully for you, your bathroom cab harbors that little OTC bottle kept for these 'times'. Wherein you can just fill one of your chubby fists with these, swallow, and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp.
@ScottGreenfield #SoSolly, not 'sorry' for your #PussyHurt #ScottGreenfield that we're vaporizing narco-terrorists before they poison Americans.
May I suggest these you keep for your 'times'. Wherein you simply fill one of your chubby fists, swallow, and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp
@jon_trickett @WPolitics1 Your fussy fury is palpable #effeminate #JonTrickett.
Thankfully for you tho', hope springs eternal in that little OTC bottle you keep in your loo's cubby for these 'times'. Wherein you can simply fill a chubby fist with these, swallow, and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp
@RichardHanania Y'know #RichardHanania, you can keep suffering your cramps, or just as easily you can attend your bathroom cab's little OTC bottle kept for these 'times'. Wherein you fill a chubby fist with these, swallow, and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp.
@DavidShuster Maintain your calm #femme #DavidShuster.
As you remember your bathroom cab's little OTC bottle you keep for 'times' like this. Wherein all you need do is fill a chubby fist with these, swallow, and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp
SUNDAY FUNDAY!! Shine bright like a diamond. #pawg #plugitup #milf #juicy #ircouple #kissmylips #hardnips #freakycouple
@maddenifico Your fussy fury is palpable #effeminate #BillMadden.
Thankfully for you tho', hope springs eternal in your bathroom cab's little OTC bottle you keep for these 'times'. Wherein you just fill a chubby fist with these, swallow, and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp.
There has been a rock pikmin stuck in my urethra for 6 years I use it as a form of free birth control #thinksmarternotharder #plugitup!
A pikmin could be in your urethra and you'd never know
@JohnJHarwood Your fussy fury is palpable #femme #JohnHarwood
Thankfully for you tho', hope springs eternal in your bathroom cab's little OTC bottle you keep for these 'times'. Wherein you fill one your chubby fists with these, swallow, and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp.
@NoLieWithBTC Your fussy fury is palpable #effeminate #BrianTylerCohen.
Thankfully for you tho', hope springs eternal in your bathroom cab's little OTC bottle you keep for these 'times'. Wherein you fill a chubby fist with these, swallow, and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp.
@infantrydort @AmyMcGrathKY You're not the only one thinking #Kentucky's #TwoTimeLoser #AmyMcGrath's having trouble controlling its emotions.
However hope springs eternal for it during these 𝑒𝑟𝑟... times, where it can drop a chubby fistful of these and then use the empty bottle to "#PlugItUp."
@constans @ExiledRacist I know... Your cramps be 'hahd' this month. Yet, hope springs eternal in that little OTC Rx bottle you keep in your bathroom cabinet for these 'times'.
Where all you need do Mincing Mary, is fill one of your chubby fistfuls with these, and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp.
@eyeslasho @realDonaldTrump Your pussy hurt is halarious. So may I suggest an OTC Rx of this for these 'times'. Wherein you drop one of your chubby fistfuls full of 'these' and then use the empty bottle to #PlugItUp.
rt - (#DonaldTrump is) temperamentally unfit to be president.
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