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"You just made spreadsheets dangerous!"
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"I’m only firing on 3 cylinders this morning. I can get up and go, but I’m not going to get there very fast."
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"Being rejected is a nice change of page from being ignored."
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“Golf is my favorite sport to read to.”
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"It's bad. It's not even 'not good.' It's BAD!"
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"You're a rock star!"
"No, you misunderstood. I'm just a rock."
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“Getting old is scary—you might find yourself trying to sell old postage stamps back to the post office.”
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“In the next generation, cursive will be referred to as ‘runes’.”
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"I can't smile and pour wine at the same time." (That seems unfortunate.)
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"I don't know if I'd want to name my kid a noun."
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"I make a habit of not talking to people with truck nuts." <later in same conversation>: "Hey ChatGPT, what's funny about truck nuts?"
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"Fuck ethics--I'm going to strangle that guy."
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"It’s funny how random shit can become great decisions."
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"I'm taking a chance on the damn mermaid."
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“I have a hoo-hah of steel.” -- um... congratulations, I think?
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"Less is more, more or less." (uttered unironically)
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“In my spare time, I worry about the moon.”
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“I think that movie sounds alcohol-friendly.”
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“Can we just get down to your deep psychological problems now, please?”
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“I don’t want to have to live the lemon-curd lifestyle.”
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