#PreschoolProblems - Twitter Hashtag

3 days ago

"I am simply conducting field research." — every 3-year-old, every single day. The 47th "why" of the day isn't a phase, it's a scientific method in progress. At Makoons, curiosity is the whole point, and we're here for every last question. #MakoonsKids #PreschoolProblems #ToddlerLogic #PlaySchoolIndia #CuriousMinds #ParentingHumour #Relatable

makoonsschool's tweet photo. "I am simply conducting field research." — every 3-year-old, every single day.

The 47th "why" of the day isn't a phase, it's a scientific method in progress. At Makoons, curiosity is the whole point, and we're here for every last question.

#MakoonsKids #PreschoolProblems #ToddlerLogic #PlaySchoolIndia #CuriousMinds #ParentingHumour #Relatable

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snoop (blmatsu dni) @snoopssnoop

11 months ago

iPad died mid grow a garden event #preschoolproblems

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Amanda McDonald @a_mcdonald4

over 2 years ago · Orange City

You know you've hit the jackpot when your kid wants to stay IN school! Some days are hard to get her out of there! 😅 #Minimanatee #preschoolproblems #MCES

a_mcdonald4's tweet photo. You know you've hit the jackpot when your kid wants to stay IN school! Some days are hard to get her out of there! 😅 #Minimanatee #preschoolproblems #MCES https://t.co/NNchIV8toH

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Macie Blinn @mb_for_three

over 3 years ago

Laya calls him “Fatman Turkey” but in all actuality his name is “Batman Turkey.” #THANKSGIVING #GobbleGobble #PreschoolProblems

mb_for_three's tweet photo. Laya calls him “Fatman Turkey” but in all actuality his name is “Batman Turkey.” #THANKSGIVING #GobbleGobble #PreschoolProblems https://t.co/OwOZTZz4qt

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Maryellen @Mellens

over 4 years ago

Today one of my 3 year old students kept saying to me, in a creepy voice, “You’re running out of time!” She would not elaborate. #preschoolproblems

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Sara @tri_Sara_topps2

over 4 years ago

When we tell you your child is coughing and wheezing so hard he peed himself twice in one day...why would you send him back the next day?! #preschoolproblems #kindergartenproblems

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Lisa ⚾ @lisamarieb12

about 5 years ago · Beaver Falls

On today’s episode of “things that shouldn’t be said by kids” Child puts girl doll’s head in the cement mixer and continues screaming “someone’s sucking my sister off! Someone’s sucking my sister off!” #overheardinpreschool #preschoolproblems

lisamarieb12's tweet photo. On today’s episode of “things that shouldn’t be said by kids”

Child puts girl doll’s head in the cement mixer and continues screaming “someone’s sucking my sister off! Someone’s sucking my sister off!” #overheardinpreschool #preschoolproblems https://t.co/SsJhdA4Jmt

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Lisa ⚾ @lisamarieb12

about 5 years ago · Beaver Falls

“YOUR SCISSORS ARE NOT AIRPLANES, STOP PLAYING WITH THEM!”-things I shouldn’t have to say. #preschool #preschoolproblems

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jessenia arroyo @jesseniaaa_

over 5 years ago

Was helping my student recognize the uppercase G and he hit me with the “I like your cut, G.” 😅😂 #PreschoolProblems

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anne c. @hiitsannie

almost 6 years ago

I really wish Spotify had an incognito mode strictly because I do not want the Kidz Bop version of Old Town Road to be my most listened song of 2020. #preschoolproblems

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Annie Shearer @Annie_Shearer

almost 6 years ago

Patience is putting a smile on (that the kids can't see under my mask) and saying "oh no!" or "oh my goodness!" every. single. time. your ENTIRE CLASS announces after EVERY BITE (while eating goldfish), that they "broke the head off" and "broke the tail off". #PreschoolProblems

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bella @bellaxmeghan

almost 6 years ago

so one of my students is having a birthday party. Baby shark tablecloth, baby shark plates, baby shark decorations in the cupcakes, the whole nine. So my coteacher put on accompanying music. But even I have my limits. #preschoolproblems

bellaxmeghan's tweet photo. so one of my students is having a birthday party. Baby shark tablecloth, baby shark plates, baby shark decorations in the cupcakes, the whole nine. So my coteacher put on accompanying music. But even I have my limits.
#preschoolproblems https://t.co/Dt5LhiPqWF

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Heather Griffin @hbcgriffin

about 6 years ago

@StephenKing for your next horror movie. Babies in sandwiches. #preschool #preschoolproblems #teachertwitter

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Tweets by Twass @twassmagnets

over 6 years ago

Welcome to preschool where the kids argue about if baby raccoons can open doors or not during snack time #whatisthisday #preschoolproblems #help

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1HappyMama - Renae @rtiggerm

over 6 years ago

If preheating your oven to 400, opening the door & being assaulted by the intense fumes & smoke of a plastic, melted hand broom sounds like fun, then being a parent might be for you. #preschoolproblems #parenting101 (⬅️CHECK THE OVEN FIRST 🤦‍♀️)

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