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Tonight I had the great privilege of taking our #studyabroad students to see a play at the @AbbeyTheatre in #Dublin. My students thought @neilhimself was sitting right behind us. It wasn’t him, but now I feel like my nerdy work is complete. #ProfLife #ProfConfessions
I really appreciate all of the good wishes to, "Have a wonderful 2022," but I'll happily settle for an adequate 2022. A plain old satisfactory C+ kind of year sounds absolutely delightful. 😂
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During Summer Bridge, I saw an error on my handout. I thought it'd be fun to ask the students to find it. They did--and also made 6 other completely valid suggestions for revision.
And that's how I got schooled in my own classroom by a bunch of teenagers. 😂
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Tomorrow morning, I get to walk into a classroom and do what I love for the first time since March 2020.
I will probably look something like this and frighten my students with my enthusiasm.
I can't wait.
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I don't usually like to brag, but an interesting benefit of being a lover of language and rhetoric is the ability to loudly swear in both shocking and creative ways when watching the #Preds play in the #StanleyCupPlayoffs.
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I'm going to enjoy some downtime and an actual vacation this summer...but when I get to go back to the actual classroom, it's going to look a lot like this.
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It's Monday night, I don't have to grade anything, AND the #Preds are playing??
Is it my birthday??
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Me: I really need to grade these papers.
Also me: *Begins outlining a presentation about the writing process based on lyrics from @HamiltonMusical for ENGL 1010 in the Fall*
#MyShot
#TakeABreak
#AmazeAndAstonish
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I'm grading at home while watching the snow fall, listening to Vivaldi, and drinking a lovely cup of tea. I do, however, draw the line at putting my pinky in the air.
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In case anyone is wondering how my satire writing is going, I just changed the phrase "meat markets" to "thirst traps" because vernacular changes and, during these incredibly trying times, I like to think that I'm funny.
#IShouldBeGrading
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Just placed an Instacart order with contactless delivery. Wish I could say it was solely for health reasons. It's also because I don't want to make eye contact with anyone who knows how much cheese and chocolate I need midway through the semester.
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Don't mind me...just dropping encouraging memes into eLearn feedback, along with comments, because...2020, y'all. #ProfConfessions #ProfLife #Grading
Please enjoy these John Mulaney quotes taken out of context that totally apply to our lives in #HigherEd right now. #ProfLife #ProfConfessions
This is way more professional development than I wanted this semester. 🤣 #ProfLife #ProfConfessions #HigherEd
If I could go back in time, I'd tell Past Ami not to attempt to do her own eyebrows between emails and recording a lecture using a new app/tool.
Present Ami has now been rendered perpetually quizzical.
Coming soon to a Zoom meeting (virtually) near you. 🤨
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I'm embarrassed to say that I accidentally went to the wrong session at 3:45 because, apparently, I can't read room numbers. I'm happy to say it was serendipity: I learned so much about equity and redesign. Overall, it's been a fantastic day! #ProfLife #ProfConfessions #ATD_DREAM
After my lit class today, a student said, "Thank you for reigniting my love of reading."
That's it. Mission accomplished. I can die happy and nerdy now.
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Let the games begin... #ProfLife #ProfConfessions #EndOfTheSemester #TeamRegularCredit #BabyNotYodaForever
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