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My first day at LeetCode:
I mean.. I did try to be efficient, but not THAT efficient.
How TF did I manage to make it run within 0 ms?? Is it a bug?
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The blockchain was so decentralized that it made a monk think twice before making a decision. #ProgrammingJoke #Monk #Blockchain
Why do C++ programmers have such a hard time at the gym?
Because every time they try to "push_back", they end up creating a new "vector" of excuses! ποΈββοΈ
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What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! ππ #ProgrammingJoke #CoderHumor
Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays! π #ProgrammingJoke #CoderHumor
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! ππ» #ProgrammingJoke #CoderHumor
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