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PRO-TIP: if your hermeneutic ends up making 2 Corinthians 1:20 mean that God's promises to Israel are actually all "I didn't mean you!" and "Fooled ya!", it's messed up and needs to be replaced. Or superseded. Scrapped and redone.
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Will the audience for @PrimeVideo's new early-round @TheMasters coverage be on par with @espn's past coverage of Thursday & Friday? The cut line is ~3.5M viewers per half hour (peaking closer to 4M).
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🙏 @andrewelkadi for the #mediarights work.
cc: @Octagon
.@Nike is running low today even after jumping over the analyst estimates on top line and bottom line.
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@mark_scheig What a deflating tweet! I bet you get Tired of missing games! And I shall Tread lightly here so you can focus on the hockey! Hopefully, the #PunsIntended brought a small smile to you
On the rocks, just like my weekend plans. But hey, at least the Scotch is solid. 🥃
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@dog_rates @15outof10 Poor lad has certainly done the rounds but thanks to your support he now looks out of this world. #punsintended
We are super excited to have meteorologist @MHendersonWTKR visit today! Weather you have met him before or not, the forecast is always ☀️. #punsintended #thankyou #communitypartners #HoneygroveFamily @vbschools
@JKillinger @AZCardinals @Lions @coryjkatz @jkillinger While you’re lion around hoping for a miracle, me and @coryjkatz will be card-carrying witnesses to the Cardinals soaring high and talon it like it is. Get ready for a real beakdown—this one’s gonna be clawsome! 🦁🃏 #BirdsOfPlay #PunsIntended
Driver of this van had a glazed look on his face when stopped by #CVU, a window of opportunity resulted in a positive drug test.
To add to his pain, vehicle was overweight by 36% (gross) and 22% (rear), no front VRM plate, and an insecure load.
#GFPN #Arrest #PunsIntended
Soon after a man starts to play soldier, he begins to seek out enemies & foolishly advocate for war.
We know you are a farmer hustling for the greenback on the command of massa mosque, You’ll never walk Elon.
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@Ins_Brkr Couldn't agree more. It's typical and expected. They are the arson and want to be the firefighter as well. #punsintended
@mrgshoe is “pumping up” students to participate in the last day of donations and voting for our @ods_smile fundraiser! The lucky winning teacher will be pumped to wear this festive suit all day as well! 🍀 #punsintended #HoneygroveFamily @vbschools
And Honesty Integrity Morals
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I hope the next big trend is kindness
How I feel in Canada
@JediChefMatt @StephenDespinJr @DmitrysPlane @DrLeonardF @ManSwac @Democracy1stE @frontlinepbs @DelanoSquires Matt, you rock! 🤣🤣
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Here we go again for #MosasaurMonday! Was in a time CRUNCH to get these samples ready for lab tomorrow but I’ve managed to CRUSH it 😄 @RoyalTyrrell #PunsIntended
My mail is the Postman won't deliver 😁
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‘Postman’ set to deliver 📦
POSTMAN PAT is ready to continue his remarkable run of Australian form in Friday night’s Group 1 #BrisbaneCup Final at @BrisGreys.
@gedguthrie discusses a number of ⭐️ Victorian greyhounds in #TheStirUp.
📰 https://t.co/nZxx2ASimx
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Puolustusvoimien lippujuhlaa juhlitaan Marskin syntymäpäivänä. Sen kunniaksi illallisen välilihaksi tarjoillaan vorschmakkia.
Juomiksi Haapalan Usvainen Uitto terva porter ja Nemiroffin piriä pintaan.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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