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Memory allocators can teach us a lot about wrapping Christmas presents. For example learning about low fragmentation heaps taught me to only buy presents in sizes that are a power of 2.
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Have asked for a 1000 piece jigsaw of Alan Turing for Christmas. When I've solved it I'll be able to declare it's Turing complete...
During this festive season I prefer to surprise my colleagues by using a binary tree style data structure for the large textual responses that come with using legacy enterprise web services. Everyone loves to receive SOAP on a Rope...
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Expression tree.
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I’ve always assumed those Santa tracker web sites must use SQL behind the scenes because searching requires a “where Claus?”...
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What do hackers fill their turkey with at Christmas? Credential stuffing!
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During the Christmas period I like to add a little spice to the proceedings when running legacy Windows application on Linux, hence I much prefer to use:
$ mulled-wine <legacy_app>
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PSA (Programmer Service Announcement):
If you’re looking for really poor Christmas programming humour over the next 24 days can I present my #Punvent from 2017:
Twitter search: “from:chrisoldwood punvent”
https://t.co/gQMyu4VCFm
I still can't believe Santa is using a list for his naughty & nice collections. I mean, what is he using to describe algorithmic complexity, Big HO notation?
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After 30 years together with my wife I felt it was only appropriate that I get her a token ring for Christmas. It turns out you can only get Ethernet these days.
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I first realised Santa was a big fan of Docker when I came downstairs one Christmas morning and found the base of the Christmas tree littted with containers.
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Enterprise Santa doesn't accept Christmas letters, he expects children to raise a JIRA ticket.
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Us: Pray tell us Lord, what kind of web service should we build?
God: REST, ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you display.
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Last Christmas I was really looking forward to GOOS but ended up with a turkey.
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When Rudolph needed a parser generator for the automated processing of Christmas letters did he use ANTLR?
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Our codebase is so dire we annotate it with "Here be Weeping Angels" because every time you blink you spot something even scarier...
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Why do Santa's elves prefer to use C# and Java? Because boxing is automatic.
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Ever since buying a book about binary executable file formats my kids have been impeccably behaved. That's the benefit of having ELF on the shelf...
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