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Zohran Mamdani won with 50.78% of the vote. He didn’t even get 51%. In the 2025 New York City mayoral election, 2.2 million voters participated, about 41.6% of 5.3 million registered voters. So a foreign-born communist Muslim gets 50% of the 41.6% of NYC voters who showed up, yet he’s acting like he has a huge mandate to turn NYC into a communist city? Got it. Did he win? Yes. Is it a mandate from 8.8 million NYC residents? Hell no.

Sanctions against Russia are pointless and should be lifted, says AfD co-leader Tino Chrupalla following the party’s victory in the German state election. He argues that the sanctions have caused enormous damage to the German economy. Well, that didn’t take long. AfD wins an election, and one of the first messages is that sanctions on Russia should go. Moscow must be delighted.

So I’m not washing my hair anymore. Apparently you’re not allowed to say that. Watch how angry people get. I looked at my shampoo yesterday. Really looked at it. “Dead Sea minerals.” Oh. Interesting. So I’m standing naked in my own bathroom, and somehow Israel is involved. How did that happen? I wanted clean hair. I didn’t ask for a strategic partnership. And the instructions? “Lather. Rinse. Repeat.” Repeat? For how long? What’s the exit strategy? Nobody can tell you. You’re just supposed to keep doing it. Forever. Then my wife says, “Tucker, please. You smell.” I love my wife. Wonderful woman. But notice she didn’t address a single one of my questions. She went straight to the personal attack. That’s what they do when they’re losing. Look, I’m not against washing hair. I’m against mandatory American participation in washing hair. If Netanyahu wants these minerals on my head so badly, he can come over here and explain why. Until then, the oils stay.

Given Russia appears to maintaining its maximalist positions on Ukraine, it is worth assessing whether the Trump administration strategy of… - a presidential summit in Anchorage - repeated Kushner/Witkoff shuttle diplomacy to Moscow - the near zeroing out of U.S. military assistance to Ukraine - G20 invitation - refusal to condemn Russian assistance to Iran …has netted any Russian concessions. Fact is, Russia has expanded the war with a particular focus on cities and civilian infrastructure. As a practical matter, why would more of the same work?