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#quarantiffs well its summer so its warm I gave my son a tee shirt that's his size but had a bow on the back. Step dad said he cant wear that it has a bow. I said let the boy wear a bow and stay cool if he wants, hes wearing a grey short sleeved minnie mouse shirt with a bow
My 30 year old daughter got mad at me for farting!! Really mad. I can't quarantoot in this quarantine! #quarantiffs
@TheEllenShow The other day I asked hubby if he could pick up take out food for “Takeout Tuesday”. He said “Nope. I can’t do that”... 😳 I asked him “Why?” And he gave me this lame excuse- “Because it’s Friday” #Quarantiff #quarantiffs
My wife is saving plastic grocery bags along with every Amazon box she gets in our basement for our next move whenever that is; 3+years probably. #quarantiffs
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@TheEllenShow My fiance and I argued over whether or not he should ride a plastic sled off of our garage. I should've let him. #quarantiffs
We have been married forever, so we get along
really well, but my husband keeps singing just one little line from the same song, over and over and over again, and I want to put a sock in his mouth, and duct tape his mouth shut. #quarantiffs
My partner has shop that’s also his man cave. He recently set up my kiln in it so I consider it my space too. After spending days cleaning it up, I saw him cleaning a part right onto the floor making a mess. He says “it’s a shop!”. So isn’t it my shop too?Urge!! 🤨#quarantiffs
When he wants to watch UFC on espn+ and I don’t and he uses the excuse “but we pay for it!”... yeah sweetheart, we also pay for showtime and HBO.... #quarantiffs
@TheEllenShow We’ve had an ongoing disagreement over whether 2 hot dogs is a “snack” or not. It’s not. It’s a meal. #quarantiffs
I asked my fiancé for a sous vide cooker for my birthday next week. He told me to put some meat in a bag, throw it in a pot of water on low and it’s the same thing. We argued about temperature regulation for 30 minutes 🙄 #quarantiffs
My dog decided he’s tired of our morning walks and he stopped, sat, and wouldn’t move. I had to carry him a quarter mile back home. #quarantiffs
Since he can’t get his haircut, my husband’s hair is now getting so long that he’s been starting to use my conditioner AND now shampoo because he, “wants to be consistent”. This is really cutting into my hair product rationing supply. #quarantiffs
Mr Fancy Guy insists I change out of pajama pants when we go on our daily walk, not acknowledging that all else are "hard pants", that hurt my very soul. #quarantiffs
Sorry @TheEllenShow but my wife and I aren't arguing. We've been married over 52 (yes 52) years. The biggest problem we have is getting the cat off the refrigerator. #no #Quarantiffs
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