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A: Dad, when I grow up will I be like you?
B: Don’t worry son, we’ll be trying our best to stop that from happening.
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A: Sheer genius. There’s only one word for it. Sheer genius.
B: That’s two words.
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A: That comb over is fooling nobody.
B: It’s fooling me.
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A: It’s raining men.
B: Iranian men?
A: It’s raining men.
B puts her hand out as if to test if it’s raining.
B: I still don’t see what you’re talking about.
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A: So you say.
B: Do I ?
A: Not that I ever listen.
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A: Hi
B: Hello
A: Why do you say Hello rather than Hi?
B: That’s because I used to know a man called Ho Law.
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A: Do you have any animal instincts?
B: The only time I show an animal instinct is if it’s the last piece of chocolate.
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A: My wife is always wanting to change me.
B: What for?
A: Someone else.
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A: It’s all ME, ME, ME!
B: Now that’s something I can empathise with.
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A: Lend me your ears
B: And I’ll be able to secure two weeks a year in a time share apartment in Gran Canaria.
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A:If you don’t ask…
B: You don’t get a no.
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A: He's on £50,000 a year.
B: What's he do?
A: He enables enablers.
B: You can’t get blamed if you don’t do anything.
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Episode 3 of #QuickComedy aired on @bbcradioulster & @BBCSounds today.
This ep featured my favourite voice I do in the whole series (1920s fast talking moving picture producer) in a brilliant sketch by @ejmcandrew1 (26min in)
https://t.co/cjB07E0H2A
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