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Mama: "That's what I want your wedding dress to look like, Sarah. Not slutty." π€ππ #QuotesByKimAndTim
Mom: "OH MY GOSH. I'm riding on American Airlines, that's not the one where they beat people up, is it?" #QuotesByKimAndTim
Mom: "Ben, you need to wrap your presents."
Ben: "I'm too white, I can't rap."
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Fun fact.. my mom has a snapchat now.. #QuotesByKimAndTim
Mom: "Rachel, you just like food. You'd eat a rug if someone told you it was good!" #QuotesByKimAndTim
Mom: "Sarah.. I had two pieces of cheese, half a bag of chips and a Hershey bar for lunch.. I might need help." #QuotesByKimAndTim
Mom: "Josiah.. You, what's your name? Girl.. It's time for bed." #QuotesByKimAndTim
Mom: "I had to get some coffee so I can drink my poop juice."
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Mom: "I'm a great grandma too. Right now I have 8 months and 29 days until my grandchild arrives." ππ #QuotesByKimAndTim
Pastor: "Has anyone ever held a grudge against someone?"
Mom: "Neverrrrr . No really, never. I'm not good at it." #QuotesByKimAndTim
While visiting Nona and Papas church mom said she feels like she's at VBS being held hostage.. #QuotesByKimAndTim
Dad: "Kim, I don't know where all these feelings are coming from, but I'm kind of emotional about Sarah graduating." πβΊοΈπ#QuotesByKimAndTim
Me: "I worry about their children.."
Mom: "Oh, me too.. I'll buy them Hilfiger. And boat shoes, don't you worry." #QuotesByKimAndTim ππ
Mom @ Eat'n'Park: "Touch my fries, imma send you to Jesus." #TheNiceWayToSayIllKillYou #QuotesByKimAndTim
My mom put a clothespin on someone's tree to see how long it would be before they noticed.. It's been a couple months.. #QuotesByKimAndTim
If you don't follow me on snapchat, you're missing out.. #QuotesByKimAndTim
Mom: "Women with big butts are smarter and healthier. *taps head* You're good to go, Sarah." #QuotesByKimAndTim
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