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"Do we have guns on this ship?"
"Because we didn't build a ship ahead of time, I think I'm going to say....no." #mothership #ttrpg #rpgquotes
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"You are NOT going to pickpocket the Dark Lord!"
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"But there's a giant fecking robot RIGHT THERE!"#
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"Ok: give me a car-surfing roll"
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I keep threatening to put these onto t-shirts, and until I get round to that, tweeting them will have to do.
I recently played a superhero in a very fun #homebrew game: she was a punky 17 year old, who said: "Telekinesis is the best push-up bra!"
Eric: I'm gonna need a new quarterstaff to replace the one I lost in the sewer.
Klaus: there's trees right outside, we can just get a stick from one a them.
E: No, you should know a true staff is only made of ash!
K: Right, we'll have to pull the stick out yer ash.
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Going to the moon is difficult, but it won't get easier if you just sit back and admire it from afar #RPGQuotes @rprasathg
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Last night at #DungeonsAndDragons:
DM: You are trying to convince Charon the ferryman to take your living asses over the Styx when just saying "yes, we're dead" would've spared you the trouble.
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Last night at #DungeonsAndDragons:
Ninja Monk: I can walk on water.
Bard & Mage: SNOWFLAKE!
Druid: Would you care to let yourself be nailed to a cross for our sins? Of which there are many.
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Last night at #DungeonsAndDragons:
Druid: Ship! We're sailing to China!
Bard: We stand with the protesters!
Druid: But... we've got a Nautiloid.
Bard: You mean, we should just have it eat the government? I'm in!
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Last night at #DungeonsAndDragons:
Mage: It's all a bit more complicated than I had thought.
Bard: I mean, we are pirates now, technically speaking.
Mage: Eh, semantics.
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Last night at #DungeonsAndDragons:
Warmage: I'm done! I bust my ass to do damage, almost kill the enemy and then SOMEONE busts in and steals my kill. Every damn time!
DM: See, that's why you now can go into rage.
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Last night at #DungeonsAndDragons:
Mage: Why do we never manage this heroic deeds thing?
Bard: Our party alignment is stupid ass chaotic, that's why.
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Last night at #DungeonsAndDragons:
DM: My plan had been for Monk to pick off your enemies one per turn and be done, but then you lot somehow ended up crowding into the shower. It's a look.
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Last night at #DungeonsAndDragons:
Druid: We're on turn 9 and Monk has finally made it from the bed to the wardrobe, we blew a hole in a wall, my triceratops is still getting a good whirlwind ride and our three enemies remain untouched.
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Last night at #DungeonsAndDragons:
Mage: I've just had my big buffing moment of the day. You guys can do something useful now.
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Last night at #DungeonsAndDragons:
DM: I cannot believe the lengths you lot go to to avoid doing a climb check.
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