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Cannabis today is absolutely insane. It's now normal for millions of people to get absurdly high every day. The average dad with "back pain" is getting more stoned, every single day, than the most degenerate bong-ripper I ever knew back in high school. Let me tell you a story about how I learned this. Last night, I needed some pipe cleaners for my tobacco pipe so I went to the sketchy "smoke shop" down the street. Pipe cleaners are only $2.50 and I needed to cross $5 to use my card. I said, I've heard about CBD, that's chill right? It's just like, relaxing or something? Just give me some CBD thing. He gave me a small pack of just 2 CBD gummies for $3. He said "These are popular, very chill. Slight anti-anxiety effect, good to take before bed." Curious, I ate one at 9pm, figuring I'd probably just go to bed a little earlier than my normal time around 11pm. Before I know it, the time is 3:30am and I'm researching near-death experiences to understand what the afterlife really means. And that's a LOW DOSE of a popular, LOW KEY cannabis product on the market today. I cannot believe it. We legalized and scientifically optimized what used to be a relatively weak social drug into normalized CRACK that people use alone for everyday life. Maybe the most insane change of the past decade that remains way underestimated.; Your Uber driver transporting you 40mph in a steel cage is baked to high heaven. When you go into a store, you're really going into a multidimensional la-la-land. Everyone around you is blitzed to the gils, they don't even see you, they're just looking for level 2 in their own personal wormhole. The entire physical public sphere in America today is an open air crack den, invisible beneath a thin veneer of pseudo-functional metaverse complex.