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Mommy: beta kuchh snakes order kar du ghar aake khane tou
Sis: nahi mumma humein snakes ne khane lol
#punjabimom #reallifeconvos
Real life convos No. 1 ⚫️ Something I’ve been saying for over 20 years ⚫️ Yep, that’s me ⚫️ #cartoon #yepthatsme #reallifeconvos #yeahsure #notquitekidlitart #comics
She - Nange Tabla barsbeku ansthide.
He - Ulta Malkola?
#RealLifeConvos
Mom:Hello beta..how are you?
He: I am good auntie..is she there?
Mom: Yes, calling her. In btw where do you stay?
He: answers
Mom:aur beta Papa kya karte?
He: answers
Mom-He-mom-he-mom-
He disconnects and never ever dare to call again 🤣
#punjabimoms #reallifeconvos
Me to my veteran uncle: "Happy Veteran's day uncle Jim. What have you been doing?"
Uncle Jim: "Watching war movies because it's important to remember how important killing people is."
#reallifeconvos 😹
Are you pro-life? Would you do anything to protect human life?
...Of course.
Why aren’t you wearing a mask?
...IT IS A PERSONAL CHOICE.
So you are pro-choice?
...[not when it comes to women having autonomy over their own bodies]
#RealLifeConvos
Hubs from the living room while I make dinner:You want me to come in there with you?
Me:You haven't seen me all day but it's fine
Son:Dad she said it's fine so you're good. At some point we have to teach women when they say it's fine, It means it's fine.
😹 #reallifeconvos
Sometimes being a mom consists of making your child homemade chicken noodle soup when they're sick and sometimes it consists of explaining how fish reproduce.
#reallifeconvos
Walked into the kitchen to find my son holding our puppy giving her the Lion King speech.
"Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom"
#reallifeconvos
"I have measles."
"Don't ever WebMD yourself."
#reallifeconvos
"I'm going to tweet that so hopefully @aliciakeys will see it and become my best friend"
"Yes visualize your truth lol." - @Suckeratheart
What a supportive friend!
#reallifeconvos
"There's only so much walking I can do before I start chafing."
*Angry response
"WHY didn't you wear your good underwear?!"
#reallifeconvos
Currently eating lunch at a restaurant and just heard a waitress exclaim “I didn’t know Tiger Woods was a golfer!”
Da fuck?! Who did you think he was, the Secretary of State?? 🤦🏻♀️ #reallifeconvos #imembarrassedforher
Me to the guy next to me on the plane.
Let's decide now if we want to talk pleasantries to get it out of the way or if we're just gonna shut the hell up.
He nervously laughed.
#reallifeconvos
*After a loud crash, shouted to me from another room, on my Saturday morning.
"MOM! Come in here and help us! I almost got my foot smashed by a bar and my pencil box is broken!"
#reallifeconvos
#parenting
*Deciding on Netflix show
"It's from the 90s. Do you want to watch it?"
"Is it in black & white?"
"I said the 90s"
"I don't know when color came out"
#reallifeconvos
"I can picture your face and it's very visually pleasing in my mind's eye."
[Silence]
"Why did you ignore my compliment?"
"Because nobody talks like that."
#reallifeconvos
While making eggs...
"Do you want me to put eggnog instead of milk? "
"NO!"
"Fine. It's probably really good. "
#reallifeconvos
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