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At 63, I have a very specific set of skills.
Laundry, dishes, constant motionβ¦ and Iβve been known to jump up on counters if necessary. π
Taken? No. Domestic Edition. π
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Relatable na touch π- eksena ni Comedienne Alora Mae Sasam sa eksena nina Maris Racal at Anthony Jennings mula sa "Can't Buy Me Love" sa pamamagitan ng paghahalintulad nito sa pamilya ni Melai Francisco.ππ
Totoo ba?
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So Akshu didn't find the money in exchange for her tooth underneath her pillow again n she goes- Dude, I have kept like 4000 teeth underneath my pillow and haven't got a single $. The tooth fairy is in serious debt.
Me:π€·π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈππ
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Akshu lost a tooth n told me this *hope tooth fairy knows $1 is 2 lil 4 a tooth.$5 is a fair deal.
I 4got 2 put $$ under her pillow. She got upset.
I told her tooth fairy vl transfer d money 2 ur accnt. Her:*fair enough she may be busy*
We both know the truth π
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So Amit says *it's Men's day today, so you all cook n clean n i will watch soccer n relax*. Swani be like: what is it? So I tell her, it's international men's day today n he wants a day off. And Swani be like:Bro!! Why is it a thing! It shouldn't be a thing!!
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So my older one steals my clothes regularly without even telling me. Recently, my younger one started stealing her clothes and the older one comes running to me complaining how mean her sister is.
Me be like: Karma kid!! Chillax!!π
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Desi parents! Sum PDA in front of ur kids is good. They love d fact dat their parents love each other n r not shy to show it. Today, my younger 1 asked me *when was the last time papa kissed you? Please tell him to do so n make sure I am there when he does that*
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My older one made me this soup and gave it to me with a fork
Me-get me a spoon.
Her-why?
Me: how am I going to drink the soup?
Her: just drink from the bowl directly.
Me: what am I? Animal?
Her: No, u r Indian, so don't act privileged. And live a humble life
Me:π
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I asked Swani to ask Amit what he wants for breakfast. Swani comes and tells me *Mamma, he says anything*.
Akshu sees my confused look and tells me *Mamma, in that case, give him crickets dipped in chocolate*
Me: π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Akshu: what did the rooster say to the unsharpened pencil.
Me: Cock-a-doodle-do.
Her:What!! No!! He said you are point less! Get it!
Me:What does a rooster got to do with an unsharpened pencil.
Her: Cock-a-doodle-do!!
Me:ππ
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So Mowgli came home after his grooming session, and since summer is approaching we asked the groomer to cut his hair as short as possible. When Akshu saw him she goes: Gosh!! Why did they send my poor baby naked!!
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Akshu teasing Swani constantly on dinner table.
Swani:Mamma!! Tell her not to say this one thing to me.
Me:Yeah Akshu! If Swani says no, please stop.
Akshu:But then she will say no to every thing.
Me: And that's okay.
Akshu:Ah!! Then how will I have my fun. π
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Me showing the easy way to put a garbage bag in the trash can to my 14 year old and giving her a glare which meant-*see easy peasy lemon sqeezey*
Her: Wow Mamma!! You just solved global warming problems. You should be given Nobel prize.
Me:π‘π π€―π€£
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My daughter ate way too much for dinner and then started complaining.
Her: Mamma, I ate so much, now I have a food baby in my belly.
Next she goes *papa also has one, except his is permanent *
Me:πππ€£π€£
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While watching a Bollywood movie a scene comes up with a police officer chasing a criminal. My 14 year old suddenly asks~
Mom! Why does every Indian policeman has a big tummy. How can they ever outrun someone with that fitness levelπ
Me:Good obervationπ€£
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Do you ever feel like you have no idea what you're doing but you're shocked that what you're doing works really well?
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@PAWNSHOPNY @Nsorommaa_ BLACK ON BLACK = BOB
BOB = Predominately white male name
USA = Patriarchy
Whoβs fault? Yβalls
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