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Dog 💩 teaches you how to deal with many of life's challenges. 🐾 • Life will hand you poop, that's just how it is. • Don't pretend it isn't there or leave it for others to step in. • Don't put off picking it up, more piles will accumulate and then everything gets poopy. • Sometimes you'll need help picking it up, maybe it's hard for you to reach, or maybe it was unexpected butt squirtles and you need paper towel or more bags. It's okay to ask for help! • Don't carry a full 💩 bag around for long, it will weigh you down and the smell will effect everything else in your life. • Once you've put that bag in the can, move on and keep being excellent. Don't keep worrying about the poop and do not go dig it out of the garbage!! (Unless for some bizarre reason the vet is adamant they need that sample, then have fun dumpster diving) • There will be more poop in the future so be prepared and always have bags ready, but don't waste your good moments worrying about the poop that's going to come. Enjoy the poop free time. 🐾❤️🐾 #WoofsOfWisdom #PoopAdvice