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From five years ago, when Notre Dame was still smouldering #realtime_notes
Wishing you an apolitical Christmas Eve #realtime_notes
Memories of Andy Burnham, with whom not much rhymes #realtime_notes
That time when Noel Edmonds was first to be voted off #ImACeleb
Always liked writing about this stuff – I think poetry should do more of it
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Four Hallowe’ens from #Realtime_Notes
Quite pleased with the layered history that the project creates, from two years of #metoo to Boris ‘die in a ditch’ Johnson and (spookily given today’s events) Dominic Cummings 👻
The honours system
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Topical limerick #realtime_notes
Another day dawns for Nicholas Witchell
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tucker carlson
tucker carlson
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From his brief time as our nation’s caretaker PM #realtime_notes
The curse I penned while sitting in the lobby of Trump Tower four years ago #realtime_notes
Five Christmas Eves ago #realtime_notes
Previously in Trump corruption #realtime_notes
Pursglove and Hollobone,
Mumby-Croft and Gullis,
Drax, Grundy, Peter Bone,
Fabricant and Wallace.
Sharma, Vara, Offord, Chope,
Benton, Duddridge, Dorries.
A curse upon these curs who hope
to curse us all with Boris.
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Occurs to me three years later that the only other workable rhyme for 'isthmus' and 'Christmas' is... 'Liz Truss'.
History rhymes.
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Trickle down
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