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A quote from an RA duty log last night ‘I took out the trash of Thunder Heights and as I threw it over the fence to the trash, a raccoon jumped out. But it was no match for these POWERHOUSE RA’s!’ 😂 #reslife #reslifeprobs #sapro
A student asked to move in early. I asked what time. They said ‘in the afternoon’. #reslifeprobs #sapro
Being on duty during a statewide power outage is not for the faint of heart. This was scheduled to be the weekend of love and my experience has been far from that. I’ve gotten so many calls I’ve given up counting them 😭. #ResLifeProbs
Just bought way too much make up bc I’m sad to be on duty #ResLifeProbs
RA doesn’t show up for 1:1 bc they “forgot” for the 2nd time in a row, your personal cell number is given to some residents, and then your reserved parking spot is taken.🤦♀️#reslifeprobs #HDlife @HumanOfHigherEd
.... oh shit its the 2nd.. Rent is due.
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Receiving the duty phone from your colleague and it’s less than 50% charged <<<<. #ResLifeProbs
Why are all the concerts I want to go to happening in August in the midst of the busiest work season for me? #reslifeprobs
Missed the entire halftime show cuz a couple of 18 yr old bros thought it was okay to put a "microwaveable" disposable plate in a convection microwave for 5 minutes. #reslifeprobs
Waiting for the phone not to ring for 30 mins before I go get food.... a game I’ve been playing for 2 hrs #ResLifeProbs #OnCallLifeBeLike
You know you say y’all too much when hall autocorrects to y’all in your phone. #reslifeprobs
I just gave my cart away @AldiUSA and didn’t get a quarter in return. Maybe the good karma will prevent the #dutyphone from ringing tonight...#reslifeprobs
I’ve sent in so many maintenance requests lately. #reslifeprobs

The students are back and my new neighbors are loud 😭 #ResLifeProbs
I’m currently up for a call because a fire panel wants to go out at 2:30AM during break... at least it’s in my area so the walk over in the rain wasn’t bad... I should apologize to CUPD for my bed head lol #FireWatchWalks #GetTheseStepsIn #SAPro #ResLifeProbs
My 12 hour detox lasted 2 hours and I turned my phone back on and this is the message I received... #SAprobs #reslifeprobs

half my camera roll is facilities damage and confiscated items... #reslifeprobs
#ResLifeprobs ... finding a dead bat on your daily building walk and having to email someone to come get and titling the subject ‘Dead Bat’ because you didn’t know what else to label it lol 🤦🏻♀️🙄
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