Top Tweets for #RetirementFail
Tablets are more important to me than person cared for.
Food is more important to me than person cared for.
Feeding dog is MITMTPCF.
House hygiene is MITMTPCF.
My sanity is failing. #Dementia impacts more than those who have it.
#RetirementFail as an #UnpaidCarer.
I’m actually rehearsing... I don’t know what for yet, but definitely rehearsing!? #bristolmusic #MusicArtist #singer #songwriter #retirementfail #bristol
I miss derby. 😢 While its become clear that little to no competitive season will be happening this year, and my #retirementfail has now become something a little more depressing, I'm excited for the amount of league business work I've started to acco… https://t.co/CRTHSvE44I
I'm so 🖤 IN LOVE 🖤 with this amazing @dallasderbydevils Social 《Distancing》Skate 2020 shirt! We may not get to play much (if any) derby this year (so much for my #retirementfail season) but at least I got a shirt that's derby AND 🦙🦙🦙 Huge shout o… https://t.co/d57SEkjvAU
Not what I wanted in my last season.
Well here's a wild one. Midge Wilhelm has resurfaced with the 82nd ranked Gold Coast Derby Grrls, joining former Mile High Club teammate S.H. Long. Wow. Whoa. Wow. #DerbyTwitter #RetirementFail 👀🤯👀
Heck of a way to kick off my #retirementfail US tour of 2020! @DDDevils #armyofdarkness didn't take the "W" but it was still a great game! Thanks #OKVD for the MVP Blocker award! 🖤❤🖤❤ #dallasderbydevils #dallyassss… https://t.co/ZRwh3quKi6
It's been a long 4 months.
I'm excited to be back on skates.
Still have a month or so before I'm fully back.
But the happiness I felt was amazing.… https://t.co/95oWCm6hDh
@TchaiKILLsky I feel like retiring and having a #retirementfail is just part of the journey at this point
VRDL with the nice S/O to skater Chop Chop (former Sun State) who is also on the move to the US. My guess is she ends up in Denver.
Also, Ella Edwards still in all these practice shots makes me feel like my early #retirementfail pick is gonna come thru.
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OMG!!! She’s back! 😱
(Wait, did she even leave?)
First it was Jaana Nuku, now it’s Shan Jambi Stanton... Who’s your #retirementfail? https://t.co/QEt6swCfcE
The #DerbyRetirement giveth and the #DerbyRetirement taketh away... Pouliche of the New Skids has announced her retirement (😭), while Jambi has announced her #RetirementFail and will be back with VRDL this year (😂)
#20GrindTeen just caught another #RetirementFail. Jambi is back on her bullshit! #CallMeJaanaNuku #DerbyTwitter
Blockfolio need to stop playing like this....i thought I was retiring today...oh well back to the bulls*%t #KIN #KIK #ethereum #eth #stellar #bitcoin #blockchain #blockfolio #retirement #retirementfail #backtowork
#4Corners fantastic to see the murky world of #superannuation being taken on and hopefully highlight the way the financial sector is taking us all for a ride, literally milking us for everything they can get #auspol #duopolyfail #inequality #retirementfail
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