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Oh i have an idea for the shy ones.
For those that retweet this post I will chat to you about what you want to see in my up coming photoshoot.
#retweetreward #upcomingadenture #photoshoot #sissy #nerdyslut
1 hour later after discovering my #breastsimplants amplify low frequency sound..I'm a bad bad scientist girl !! #retweetreward for spicier version !
Not doing great at getting our chapters out daily atm but rest assured #bitesizebiblefordummies and #RetweetReward live on.
Today is another double dose so for each RT we here at the pearly gates are going to save you a spot at @s8nstan’s next bbq AND we’ll cover your tab #onit
As promised we have a double #bitesizebiblefordummies today and a double #RetweetReward
Your RT’s today will win a mental JC toaster (so even at the darkest times your mind can see his magic face on your toast) and one sin of your choice erased by @stpeteyontweety at the gates.
Time for an 11th hour #bitesizebiblefordummies and another #RetweetReward.
For each RT of today’s chapter we’ll hide a pair of Bono’s sunglasses until eventually he’s forced to look like every other Irishman instead of a massive fly.
It’s that time again, another #bitesizebiblefordummies chapter is imminent and with it another #RetweetReward.
For every RT of today’s instalment we’ll be taking a trip to Exodus and swapping all the plagues for a rhyming alternative 😈
#NileIntoMud #FirstBornNuns
Time for another instalment of #bitesizebiblefordummies and another #RetweetReward.
RT today’s chapter and we’ll sub out every religious text in Sunday schools and study groups across the world with copies of the Beano
Evening folks, it’s time for a LONG #bitesizebiblefordummies and another #RetweetReward.
No messing about today, every retweet of this monstrous chapter will earn us all a good nights rest and hopefully the prize of never having to revisit it 😴
#StayStrong it ends eventually
Evening all, it’s that time again, today’s #bitesizebiblefordummies and another #RetweetReward.
For every RT of today’s chapter we’ll replace all the crucifixes around people’s necks with inverted pentacles in a vain attempt to resummon @s8n #worthashot
It’s time for another late #bitesizebiblefordummies and a #RetweetReward.
For every chapter RT today we’ll talk to god about extending the tenures of Sir David Attenborough, Sir David Jason and every other treasure in this world for a year a piece #legends
Time for another late but inevitable #bitesizebiblefordummies segment and another highly anticipated #RetweetReward.
A retweet of today’s chapter will earn all you lucky sods a spot as an extra in the next production by the Abrahamic AmDram Society; Mrs Doubtmessiah
It’s late I know but there’s still time for today’s #bitesizebiblefordummies segment and a #RetweetReward. I know the last few have been double tweets but they’re getting difficult to cut down
Anyway, every RT today and we’ll support JC’s new cycling brand Christ on a Bike ✝️🚲
So it may be late but there’s still 3 hours so here’s today’s delayed #bitesizebiblefordummies chapter and corresponding #RetweetReward.
RT a chapter today and we’ll be providing sound advice and backing for @TheTweetOfGod’s new cannabis business, Holy Smokes ✌🏼
Morning folks, it’s time for another #bitesizebiblefordummies segment and today’s #RetweetReward.
For every chapter RT today we’ll educate a loudmouth atheist gobshite on how the kangaroos actually got to the Ark because it’s not rocket science #heresaclue
Sorry for the lateness but I’ve had some exciting things to attend to today. It’s still time for today’s instalment in our #bitesizebiblefordummies series and another #RetweetReward.
Every chapter RT today and we’ll contribute £1/$1 to JCs new comedy club, I Was Only Jewking ✝️
Time for another segment in our #bitesizebiblefordummies series and today’s DOUBLE #RetweetReward. Every chapter RT today and I’ll try to find a horse to hug for @anoniem121212 🤷🏼♂️
but for the rest of you we’ll be sending JC into Dragons Den to pitch his low overhead chippy 👌🏼
Morning folks, another #bitesizebiblefordummies segment is imminent along with today’s #RetweetReward. Every chapter RT today and we’ll swap all the lepers in the waiting room at the JC Surgery for leopards to see how he copes
Time for another instalment in our #bitesizebiblefordummies series and everyone’s favourite #RetweetReward. For every chapter RT today we’ll be awakening the repressed homosexuality in a member of the Westboro Baptists and painting a rainbow on their church doors 🏳️🌈 #lovenothate
Morning folks, it’s time for another #bitesizebiblefordummies segment and today’s special #RetweetReward. For every chapter retweet today we’ll be sending JC to local AA meetings so his magic hands can hocus pocus the wine folks have hidden in the bushes
Morning all, it’s time for another instalment in our #bitesizebiblefordummies series and today’s much anticipated #RetweetReward. For every chapter RT today the big guy will reveal himself to a drunk atheist just before he passes out and forgets everything
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