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“You better lick that side!” #robertthoughts
"You know what, I bet I could take on a small grizzly bear."
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I’ve been to Olive Garden once #RobertThoughts
“Here, feel this this.” <points to thighs> #RobertThoughts
"Don't get me wrong, I love killing people."
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“I’ve always been good at jumpin’ fires. If you got a fire, yo I’ll clear it.” #RobertThoughts
"I must say, since I've stopped drinking I've been hungover a lot less."
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"Guess how much gelato I am eating? That's right, all of it" #RobertThoughts
"Sour patch kids are my jam. I mean it's weird that you're eating little children but...whatever" #RobertThoughts
Would kissing a clone of your significant other be considered cheating? Why or why not? #Philosophy #RobertThoughts
"That's probably why I am so big today, from all the hormones I got from hotdogs as a child." #RobertThoughts
"Yanking your leg... wait, yanking your chain. I dunno, I'm just yanking things." #RobertThoughts
Robert, where did you go to lunch?
"That place with the horses, you know, the Chinese restaurant" (He meant PF Changs) #RobertThoughts
Me: "You can tell I like a board game when I sleeve it (the cards)"
Robert, very enthusiastically: "Just like a woman!" #RobertThoughts
"Oh Man, I just misspelled my name" #RobertThoughts
<to the infrastructure manager, at the Christmas party>
"can you make VPN split traffic... I HAVE THINGS TO VIEW." #robertthoughts
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