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New roommate had a blow out up the back side of the onesie tonight, lights were off and put her a pillow to fetch the diapers. Let’s just say that pillow is no longer with us. RIP poop pillow. #dadlife #poop #roommateprobs
I deliberately slammed my door today curious of the results. Door slamming roommate has toned down her door assaults! #ImConfused Did I unknowingly use some reverse psychology on you? #ThisRoommateSucks #2MoreMonths #RoommateProbs
Roommate who wouldn’t know what being quiet means if it stabbed her, just asked us to keep the laughing down. Yeah, my volume doesn’t even come close to your 2AM habits. #ThisRoommateSucks #2MoreMonths #RoommateProbs
Asked roommate a question for the Census tonight. She was intrigued and talked back.... I’m not ready for this silent war to end! I’m enjoying it way too much to give it up! #RoommatesSuck #HellNo #LockItUp #RoommateProbs #StopTalking
Had I known this fight would have resulted in a silent treatment, I’d have done this months ago! And my apt is getting cleaned and I only had to clean half of it! 🙌🏼 #RoommateProbs #WhyDidIWait #NoSolutions #IllTakeIt
B/4 blowout of MIA in cleaning the apt, roommate announced she’s cleaning the bathroom Sun. Since she’s not talking to me, she’s decided to clean the bathroom with door shut. My room is by the bathroom. #YeahImmaBitch #NotLeavingMyRoom #RoommateProbs #RoommateSucks
If I ever have to hide from a murderer. First plan of action: ditch the roommate who doesn’t understand being quiet. Only option, or else we both die. #LookingOut4Number1 #SeriouslyYoureSoLoud #RoommatesKeepsMeAlive #RoommateProbs or #RoommatePerks ?
My actions as I miss my subway stop texting my other roommate about said roommate happenings... #curses #wtf #RoommateProbs
@breesearden @KateRichars Why do you think I encouraged kate, because I wish I was her! @breesearden you owe me a box! #roommateprobs
Roommate stated she doesn’t listen well when trying to describe her date’s livelihood. You needed a date to realize that? I live in the room beside you. #RoommateBitching #RoommateProbs #Agree
#notmyroommate #friendofafriend “My roommate’s GF poops in our toilet and refuses to flush every visit. Says she’s educating us that girls poop too.” #roommateprobs #roommatebitching #pooptales #bitchplease
5 y/o nephew and his cousin announced they peed on things: carpet, mattress, wall, maybe others. Trying to hold my shit together not laughing as sister-in-law is rage cleaning her house. #notmyroommates #roommateprobs #roommatebitching #littleboyprobs #kidsaretheworst
Todd: finishes harvest a month and a half before me and proceeds to remind me every time I go home
Also Todd: washes harvest equipment at the same time I am
Who’s the real goon @tpeterson1098?
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You asked me for rubbing alcohol as I’m closing the bathroom door. I stop my process, hand you mine. This is sitting on your bathroom shelf. #wtf #roommateprobs #roommatebitching #notmadjustconfused
Going through my clothes for school find a ball of brunette and blonde hair. Last I checked no one in my house was blonde 🤔🤨 @jennie_banks #roommateprobs
Marlyn has only been gone for a day and we have already facetimed twice today. Why are we like this #RoommateProbs
When will my roommate come to terms with how fucking thin our walls are. ?! CHRRRIIIISTTT. ..I mean it comes in handy when she’s talkin shit buuuuut it’s quite uncomfortable more nights than not 🙄😂💀🤦🏼♀️
#prudeinthehouse #icanhearyou #tmi #fakinittillshemakesit #roommateProbs
"Cleaning" isn't dumping out someone else's clothes on the floor and snooping around in their room for tape. #roommateprobs
There are many reasons why I wanna win the lottery. The main reason at the moment is so I can live alone (and to buy a yacht, obvs) #roommateprobs #OCD
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