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Ashley: *cracks open a beer*
Ashley: "so who's driving home?"
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Me after leaving a few of my plants outside overnight: "I hope I didn't kill them."
Ashley: "You couldn't have, you don't have a license to kill."
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"Nip it in the butt" #RotoloQuotes
Ashley while playing solitaire: "I like this game cause it's all about organizing things." #RotoloQuotes
Me: "4 cups is just not enough."
Ash: "Apparently it's enough for a king."
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"Maybe I'm second-hand drunk." #RotoloQuotes
Me: "Don't put any on there for me I'm not hungry."
Ashley: "I didn't."
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"The only reason I didn't like Harrisburg was because I slipped on a walnut." #RotoloQuotes
"I don't have a headache, my head is just achey" #RotoloQuotes
While disagreeing about some wedding details, Ashley says "I don't want to fight about this, I just want you to be on my side." #RotoloQuotes
About 15 minutes after I shaved off my beard...
Me: "I don't look as intimidating now."
Ashley: "You never did."
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As I'm watching the new #joeroganpodcast about #coronavirus.
Me: "Ash, I'm starting to get nervous about this."
Ashley: "I'm sorry, my nachos are getting cold."
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While watching #TheBachelor
Me: "It's fake, scripted drama that makes no sense."
Ashley: "Just like wrestling."
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"I can do the cubic shuffle" #RotoloQuotes
Me: "You underestimate my dads drinking ability."
Ashley: "You mean drinking problem?!"
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As Ashley and I are trying to get rid of some things around the apartment she says "Maybe we can look into 1-800-Got-Drunk". Yes Ashley, maybe we can. #RotoloQuotes
Ashley: "I just ate 3 ice cream cakes"
Me: "We have 3 ice cream cakes?"
Ashley: "Not anymore."
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"It's just an appetizer to my snack" #RotoloQuotes

If I see any crows at tomorrow Scare Crow Festival in Peddlers Village, I want my money back #RotoloQuotes
Me: "Does the shirt look bad, or do I look bad in it?"
Ashley: "You look bad in it."
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